Motivation from morgan freeman 20 comments
Yiff yiff!!! 17 comments
abel_hazard
· 6 years ago
Yes, I'm necrocommenting. No, I don't care. Y'all do know that "yiff" is a term for furry porn, right?
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Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Said That He’s Seriously Considering Running For President 32 comments
abel_hazard
· 6 years ago
Well, by this point, he actually has some relevant experience. Isn't he excluded by the "born in the US" thing, though? Although if any of the quotes in this thing are accurate... hell, sign me up, he was better than Trump is one sentence in.
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100% accurate 4 comments
American educational system in a nutshell 48 comments
abel_hazard
· 6 years ago
They are supposed to figure it out by splitting one of the numbers into two parts (for instance, splitting the "8" into "5+3") in such a way that one of the components combines with the other number to make 10. This is, essentially, teaching the associative property of addition without ACTUALLY bothering to teach what the associative property is, which is stupid.
I know well what lies beyond my sleeping refuge 11 comments
abel_hazard
· 6 years ago
Oh, god, it gave me insomnia. I went three years on two to four hours of sleep per night and all I wanted to do....
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Let's make this into a game 71 comments
abel_hazard
· 6 years ago
I asked this once and four out of the six people in the room said "tits." Thanks, guys.
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Get yourself a little something 5 comments
That's very suggestive 7 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
It's in James chapter 3, I think. Something about a tongue being to a person as a rudder is to a ship.
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Yo, where my pluviophile homies at? 16 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
Rainy day, little Terry Pratchett, episode or two of Midsomer Murders, some chicken soup, and some opaque clothes for going out and dancing around in the rain briefly before I get bored and go shower.
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I can't get sick if I've always been sick 6 comments
That's how the get their equipments 2 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
Yeah, but the bad news is, if they confiscate it as evidence, and you're *not* guilty? They don't have to give it back.
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How do you even f*ck something up that badly 12 comments
How do you even f*ck something up that badly 12 comments
wise words from Mr. Jackson 17 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
Uhhhh.... A) I grew up in the South and three of my cousins have been shot. Pretty sure the South ain't innocent. B) You want people to "understand the value of life," they're gonna need a life worth living first. I have danced with despair a lot, and let me tell you, unless you are HARD trained to assume others have more value than you, no one looks like they're worth much.
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Girls and guys 13 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
Bingo. Girls are raised to think through the *implications* of what they said - i.e., if I say something, and five logical steps down the line it insults my aunt, my mom's gonna tan my backside. And then guys get pissed at us for thinking through what *they* say and getting mad at the implied insult to a friend, or just our intelligence. God knows my mate got mad at me for insisting he thought through what he said in the first two years of our marriage, but he's gotta admit, he stopped getting blackballed for promotions after that...
Haha I love milo 31 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
He's not talking about people not caring about male suicides, so much as people not caring that there are specifically more male suicides than female suicides - i.e., he doesn't care about suicide, he's just finding a way to make it about gender.
"If you're under 6 feet don't even talk to me" 18 comments
Daily Dose of Love #41- You guys have any stories about crazy-exes? 19 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
I meant chloroform. I forget exactly what it's used for in that context - something about its solvent properties?
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That's f*cked up 13 comments
abel_hazard
· 7 years ago
Slang is how language evolves. "Puke" wasn't a real word until somebody made it up.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias