You called?

That's step one... Now you gotta progress further so you can feel your dick in her asshole.

Ah Yes, Good to see all my exes still meet up once in a while.

Prolly still put my dick in it.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

And isn't that really what we all want... to eat our nuts in peace.

Is Mum rolling a joint?

TIL

wHen THe ScHOol IS BEing SHoT Up aNd tHe AUTistic KId tHInkS it'S A PartY

Probably run by the same guy that has that cat in a bunker on a hill.

Focus on one person over several weeks... If there's someone you see regularly at your local supermarket, take random items from their cart only. Every time they get home...
"I'm sure I bought toothpaste?!"
"Fuck. How am I supposed to make Friday night pizzas without cheese?!?!"
"I'm losing my mind"

Is that Andre 3000?

Are you talking about Sandwich Boy?

Who has 57 unread messages??

Wendy ja grow a beard?

I. I. Captain.
Oh wait, I did it wrong.

Omg. So good to meet you here. I'm
your barista!!

OMG it's his CHIN they're using. I thought something else was at play here.

I bet they had sex.

Well now they've lost the race before it even started.

I want some.

I just waxed it.