But you said it was freeeee 2 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Give me 5 bucks and I'll come pick it up
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I want 54 of them 7 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Well I want 55 of them
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Where do baby pumpkins come from? 3 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Big pumpkin poops out little pumpkin
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No, They Aren't Couple 11 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
WHY ARE WE YELLING?
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Making fun of columbus 15 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Sounds about right
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Making fun of columbus 15 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
*triggered white person who thinks I invented everything*
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No, They Aren't Couple 11 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Yeah they can be friends and not a couple but they don't need to advertise it on T-shirts
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A Tarantula Hawk Wasp Scorpion 27 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Start digging a grave?
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The great saviour 11 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
I was gonna say does it filter out the alcohol?
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Facebook is better than the Oracle 9 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Facebook recommends people I haven't met yet
The EA hotel 5 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
You sure he works there?
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Spideyverse 11 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Tobey Maguire looks like he's ready to punch one of them.
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And the genius award goes to 9 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Jesus. His ass just got charbroiled
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Do not touch alcohol 5 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Now there's a dream you can achieve
You don't know what insanity feels like 8 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Dad sounds like an alcoholic
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Really though, its a text. It's not for fast contact 4 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
But how about those people that read your text and reply like a day later
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Check your electrical system on a regular basis 5 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
What am I looking at?
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Number 2 time chart 11 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
What was the dream?
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Fun fact! 15 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Ok
Eric doesn't get it 5 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
I suspect Eric McLennon of sexual assault
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Can't handle the swag 7 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Looks like the lower half of a scarecrow
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Ever wonder why the food is good? 3 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
It's just a regular star....
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Pills look like candy 4 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Pills are candy.
Step 1: Become a victim 10 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
I've had more than two experiences. Thanks for all the down votes.
cat 3 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Probably the best thing I've seen on FS in a while
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