The ugly truth 15 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
No you shouldn't
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Destroyer the dog 7 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
I was expecting a better punchline...
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Guy turns anything into a control pad: 4 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
I wanted to call BS until they explained stuff, that's pretty neat.
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The ugly truth 15 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Well this seems to be for anyone who believes in love at first sight
The peak of being friends after a relationship 10 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
There's a lot of ex's in that story
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When life gives you lemons 10 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Don't know how trying to fix flaws and better the justice system could make things worse, but I made my point.
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When life gives you lemons 10 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
We're talking forty plus years combined that just these few people were incarcerated, then compensated by the state upon release. You're fine with your tax dollars going to waste like that?
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When life gives you lemons 10 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Some of those people got huge amounts of "compensation" but I dunno, I wouldn't accept a million bucks to spend over a decade in prison.
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Compliment a girl with a food and she is yours 5 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
I prefer smol parts tbh
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Clap back had me rolling 7 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
I buy my gf flowers for no reason sometimes. Or like, the reason is she's great and I love her...
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When life gives you lemons 10 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
My dad was a journalist reporter that focused primarily on wrongfully convicted persons. In less than ten years he wrote stories about at least four people wrongfully convicted who eventually were released. That's just my area. Might sound like a small number but even one is unacceptable. These are people's lives we're talking about.
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When life gives you lemons 10 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
The criminal justice system is seriously flawed. Wonder how many other innocent people they lock up and forget about.
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Didn't work 8 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
My ex in a nutshell
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Still no thanks 10 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
I don't exactly see this as "romanticizing poverty"
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Synchronised movement 2 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Son, please stop slapping the seal
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Relateable 14 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
You consider southern comfort whiskey. Ha!
Impossible wish 4 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
"I pledge allegiance to the salmon..."
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Relateable 14 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
@vodka, why you so smelly?
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25 man secrets that all men should be aware of 9 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
*fucks hole in tree confidently*
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It May Look Like A Cardboard Box, But It's So Much More 4 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
'but wait, there's more! Much more!'
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Electricity bill is gonna be high 6 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
What happens after six months?
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Enjoying life, one cake at a time 9 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
But they still know deliciousness when they taste it
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Overweight black bear 3 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
I want this bear. We shall be friends
I think about this a lot 2 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
I remember this guy from vine. I think he had some better ones tho
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Keanu is a national treasure 8 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Did somebody say national treasure? https://goo.gl/images/xLmrQh
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