alekazam

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I love the way she has no shame 8 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Waayyy exaggerated, maybe for 18 different anal porn vids.
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NO 6 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Oh right, I forgot. So there’s still seven more keyboard cats out there?
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It happens all the time 5 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
I can never understand them unless it’s the simplest of names
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And they have gravity field too 6 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
It’s also about 239,000 miles away, so....
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Checkmate to alcohol 8 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
What if they get drunk and gamble on who wins the chess match?
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He has her back 14 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
The quality of this gif is triggering me
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A human saves a dog from an unaware truck driver 5 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
I’d say the dog is more unaware than the truck driver.
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Wear it 14 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Are they sure they weren’t the drunk driver in that story?
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Is this animal abuse? 4 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
This gif hurts my brain
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Wear it 14 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Or a Rick
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Wear it 14 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Don’t be a chick.
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They said never meet your heros. They lied 4 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
He just kidnapped that little boy
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Being Polish is fun 6 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Polish man is competing with Florida man
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NO 6 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
The original keyboard cat was filmed in 1984, the one who died recently was a replacement.
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How we vision the world VS how other animals do 18 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
My thoughts exactly
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Colouring book with a bloody twist 6 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Cause he has two favorite birds
Thanks mom 2 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
What kind of salary do you get with that “career”?
The dream 5 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Airplane bathrooms are so cramped and uncomfortable, I can’t imagine getting it on with one, let alone two other people. Plus turbulence and whatnot.
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That driver 6 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Should’ve said the pizza comes with a free sausage
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Operation pot hole 13 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
I hear you, personally I started smoking around 13 or 14, there was only one time I smoked with my dad when I was maybe around 17 or 18, mostly cause he was pretty drunk, and he actually apologized for it the following day. Though, I think he was apologizing for being so drunk more than sharing weed with me... Hell, I knew kids in college who have taken acid with their parents, which I don’t have anything against it just seems super weird
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Operation pot hole 13 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Depends on what context you’re talking about. Like medically I know of stories where it’s helping kids with seizures and I’m sure other medical conditions. If you mean some parent just smoking weed with their underage kid for recreational purposes, that’s not exactly okay. But IMO anyone 18 or over should be able to indulge if they wish, and if their parents also indulge, I see nothing wrong with that.
Operation pot hole 13 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
What’s the first?
Most effective defense against sword 5 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Wonder what else she can catch like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Disabled girl proves herself 36 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
I have no eyeballs and I’ve been reading since I was in the womb.
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If the struggle is real, then so is the hustle 2 comments
alekazam · 6 years ago
Or maybe they’re out of toilet paper
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