When your turtles don't share their pizza with you 18 comments
alekazam
· 5 years ago
No
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Old but gold 10 comments
So turned on 7 comments
Damn cat, you lose 6 comments
alekazam
· 5 years ago
I think my phobia is quite valid. Do not shame me, for that would be felineosexualophobiaphobic.
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Women 4 comments
alekazam
· 5 years ago
Confused me for a sec cause ass and fanny are the same thing where I come from.
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Some words to live by 16 comments
alekazam
· 5 years ago
$22 an hour? What company? My factory job pays $14/hour and it fucking kills me.
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Some words to live by 16 comments
alekazam
· 5 years ago
Yeah. I regret being good at my job now. They keep me late every day while sending home people who aren’t able to keep up as much.
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Interesting title 5 comments
"Wine makes you live longer" 7 comments
Would you hit this button? 15 comments
Practicing for Darwin awards 9 comments
alekazam
· 5 years ago
I feel like I’ve seen you talking about this specific explosive multiple times now...
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Actually I think they’re 18 10 comments
Practicing for Darwin awards 9 comments
Good guy Chili's 3 comments
alekazam
· 5 years ago
I would take this to the nearest chili’s and tell the manager they’ve been replaced.
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