Damn cat, you lose

fORking

Don't shame them. That's felineosexualophobic which is an 100 dollar fine and up to 30 days in county jail.

I think my phobia is quite valid. Do not shame me, for that would be felineosexualophobiaphobic.

now your being felineosexualophobiaphobicphobic.
WHEN WILL THE CHAIN OF TERROR END