He's dead 17 comments
annoyingnerd
· 7 years ago
Doesn't everyone get scared when anyone says that? I mean... parents...
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I don't know what to feel about this one. 5 comments
annoyingnerd
· 7 years ago
Why a restaurant, though? Wouldn't that be awkward no matter what stage of the mean you're at?
Sorry about the blur, had to remove a watermark 14 comments
annoyingnerd
· 7 years ago
I NEARLY SCROLLED PAST THIS BECAUSE I EXPECTED THE ORIGINAL THANK YOU FOR THIS
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Job interview 3 comments
annoyingnerd
· 7 years ago
For a moment I was really confused because there aren't 22 months in a year
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Can't take back his words now 23 comments
annoyingnerd
· 7 years ago
@snowpanther look at the title. OP isn't making fun of Christianity, they're laughing at the irony of the guys's statement and the article. It's more of a commentary on one guy's idiocy and some dark irony than a joke about religion.
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He didn't use a double for this 14 comments
He didn't use a double for this 14 comments
annoyingnerd
· 7 years ago
I watched a blooper reel where he spent ten minutes trying to do that with a potato.
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Edited 7 years ago
I do use puns periodically 9 comments
annoyingnerd
· 7 years ago
You never took us alive
We swore that death would do us part
So now we haunt you in the dark
You never took us alive
We live like ghosts among these streets
Lovers and partners
Partners in crime
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We swore that death would do us part
So now we haunt you in the dark
You never took us alive
We live like ghosts among these streets
Lovers and partners
Partners in crime
Gosignets runge keagi 15 comments
annoyingnerd
· 7 years ago
No but this is how friendships are in real life, too. I've known these people for half a year and I honestly have no idea where most of them are from. It's just a blur of Europeans.
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You're not wrong, you're just an asshole 44 comments
I wonder how they are going to get around this 53 comments
annoyingnerd
· 7 years ago
I guess some girls just prefer Boy Scout activities...? I remember finding Girl Scouts very boring compared to what my guy friends were doing. If they just change girl scouts to be more appealing to those girls, there shouldn't be a problem, right?
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Aye aye Hagrid! 4 comments
annoyingnerd
· 7 years ago
An endless collection of one-shots about Muggle-borns being d*cks... I think I've seen one before. I believe one of the chapters was them selling everybody cheap pens.
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First Post! 190 comments
annoyingnerd
· 7 years ago
*wipes tears* this is such an emotional post. I can't believe funsubstance is so young! I've been passing my time here since nearly the beginning...
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To all the French speaking funsubsters 35 comments
If I were a ghost, imma just order 5 pizzas for you at midnight 10 comments
annoyingnerd
· 7 years ago
I am lying in bed, eyes just beginning to close. I feel... safe, for the first time in weeks. The sense of unease slowly seeps out of my body and I relax into the pillow. It will feel wonderful to sleep again after all this ti—
"D*CKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!"
...f*ck.
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"D*CKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!"
...f*ck.
I'll make a meme out of youuuu! 6 comments
annoyingnerd
· 7 years ago
Hannibal. Although I haven't finished yet, so perhaps it doesn't work that well.
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If I were a ghost, imma just order 5 pizzas for you at midnight 10 comments
annoyingnerd
· 7 years ago
*horror movie protagonist screaming desperately as blood drips down the walls*
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
*ghostly voice drifts by* do a dab
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WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
*ghostly voice drifts by* do a dab