what's a heart pulse doing in an electrical schematic?

In what universe would that have been a funny comeback....?

Worth it. A chick that jumps to conclusions that fast is not worth keeping

No Buford, Griff, Biff? Not even a Doc?

The coolest thing in our country is that you can't do shit. Every single square meter is owned by someone and it's either fenced off or has signs "do not enter". And if you actually do find a spot that's uninhabited, it's a nature reserve, and you still can't do shit because of rules pasted at every access point.

Looks like it walked straight out of John Carpenter's "The Thing"

Women do this all the time, so why wouldn't men?

If that's your life, you're doing it wrong

"Over my dead body"

In Europe, you can't buy regular. Plus is 4 legs, supreme is 4 souls, and most people don't have enough kids to get diesel.

Well the dragon got an extra air hole, so there you go

Seeing as there have been multiple actors playing The Mountain, Icelandair can safely say they can "move any mountain".

That comment tho

I didn't know you could jump ill. You usually fall ill.

His name is Quasimodo The Great

Bed & breakfast

Some girls look amazing with a buzzcut or shaved head.

Ducks are hardly ever agressive. These are GEESE