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Moments like this is why I love video games 6 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
The game IS stil in alpha, so we can hope that they'll improve on it significantly by full release. Despite the pretty poor standard for games that release in alpha, Subnautica proved it is possible.
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Perhaps today I will not swim 2 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Story of this site.
Shh, we all love it.
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Moments like this is why I love video games 6 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Jokes aside, that game has the best water I've ever seen in a video game.
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The Absolute Unit 4 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
The Phenomenal Beef
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2500 years of naval history in one photo, a modern Greek frigate, and its ancient 1 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
-20 Influence: They are afraid of your military might.
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WH trolling press 10 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Nice
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Watch your step, or you might walk right into something 13 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Sexist even
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Enough 4 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Friend of mine ate a flake of raw uranium as a kid (<5 years old) and he was mostly fine. Definitely didn't do wonders for his diet.
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Everyone needs to speak 8 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Depends on the language. I know a passable amount of elvish and that's never come up irl before.
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That pain.. 8 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
He just gave up.
well ;_; 2 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Tickets ARE expensive, even if kids do get a discount.
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Pangolins 6 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Oh hi Dr. Alphys.
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How embarrassing 4 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Nah, if she was a cat person she would have just ignored him.
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You don't want to mess with him 5 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Rocket Propelled Grenade.
Long range boom stick.
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Think Before You Speak 16 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
haha, not that.
There's a youtuber called Teal Deer who uses tl;dr as an abbreviation.
His logo is a blue (teal) deer.
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Think Before You Speak 16 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
tl;dr?
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School nickname 18 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Zooey Deschanel is awesome.
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I wonder what happens when they spot a squirrel 5 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
@title, To Infinity and Beyond!
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Alcohol self-intoxication 7 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it.
Lobsters 14 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
10:57
"Get up and brush your teeth."
Most realistic part of this.
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Actual resume 3 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Idk
Lucifer is too hot for church 5 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Hah! Ga-
Wait...
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