A bit more info here http://collection.imamuseum.org/artwork/75563/#object-info

Snipurr

Best funsubstance I've read all year.

I'm guessing your test was a prostate exam?

Nice. It strikes a chord with me.

Can't control themselves on the way back down in the elevator so they press pause.

That is how otters pass on their infections.

I think everyone would be rocking out to one of their biggest hits - "Extrajudicial Killings"

A bit more info here https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catatumbo_lightning

Interesting. I'll make a note.

Here's a link to the 2013 article in Huffington Post http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/student-suspended-after-disarming-guman_n_2811675
>Officials later revealed the student was suspended because he didn't cooperate with the investigation.
>The boy's mother said she believes her son wouldn't reveal the details to police because he was "born and raised" not to "snitch."

At first I thought it was an enormous cat.

Sad, or mentally tallying "... that's twice ..."

Are the fish saying to each other "ew, don't breathe air, have you *seen* what those humans do in it!"?

Well I had to verify the veracity:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/human-rights-for-cats-and-dogs-spanish-town-council-votes-overwhelmingly-in-favour-of-defining-pets-10408546.html
:-(

I guess it only needs a little scratch then?

This got me in the feels so much that I did more digging. It is NOT as bad as suggested. "The world's loneliest whale may not be alone after all" - http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150415-the-loneliest-whale-in-the-world Hooray!