*cries* I CAN FINALLY AFFORD TO HAVE CLEAN CLOTHES

I won't, but we're totally showing Alfred, right?

When life gives you lemons, be thankful it's just lemons. Life could have shot you in the spine right in front of your dad.

Are you Helga from Hey Arnold?

Like how grim? We talking gray and spooky, or death riding in on a gondola?

DoN't FoRgEt To LiKe CoMmEnT aNd SuBsCrIbE

Thank you Captain Obvious, you've saved the day once again!

*pushes up the corners of your mouth*
No frownin' round these parts

Forget that, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FRY LEMONADE?!

When you swim in a creek and get bit on the cheek that's a moray

Godzilla needs to move to Gotham, we've got nothing but gothic architecture and gargoyles for miles.

I'm having a much better day today, and I'm glad you like them!

It's called autocannibalism, and it's not the kind of fetish you want to have.

I'm not legally allowed to tell you.
I'm also not legally allowed to tell you that the Bat and Bird will be absent from the cave this Tuesday, and that I will be available to let you in from 9 am to 2:30 pm.

That's because you used the wrong type of radiation bro. All you've got to do is become a nuclear physicist, and not wear the safety equipment there. Go Gamma or Go Home.

Have you SEEN the New 52 Aquaman? The first thing he does is flip a truck over his head. He doesn't need to compensate for anything, he's already perfect.
Also he has a pet dog named Salty who can't swim. Which is objectively the best thing ever.

Puck a keep on the time at all eyes.

I mean, it technically would make some sound. It would just suck. Like, REALLY suck.