bethorien

bethorien


Just a random chick with too many problems and too few solutions

— bethorien Report User
It's only stupid if it doesn't work 2 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
It's also the solution to overpopulation
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Dating 11 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Why tho
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Thank the lord 1 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Wouldn't the lobsters have those things on their claws? If so they'd be screwed anyways
"we only care when it affects us" 24 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Them not being in this thread doesn't mean they aren't here. Saying nobody here speaks German is literally saying they don't exist
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His name actually is Who tefuk 3 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Cameras have timers
"we only care when it affects us" 24 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Guest number 2 speaks German and responded. There is at least 2 people that live in Germany with accounts on the site.
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T r u n k p a c k 17 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Awwwwwwwwwwww CUTE BABY
also just randomly getting downvotes on request for cute baby chubby round bagel
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"we only care when it affects us" 24 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Saying nobody speaks German on a site with a large amount of international users is fairly presumptuous
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A good girl? That's $8.33 people. 4 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
You are considering considering personal sentimental value when you should be considering market value. Considering mark up one should be able to by a good girl for around 9.16.
I know somebody else 1 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
I was very confused as I thought it was saying Mozart was an Australian
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Doesn't get said enough 27 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Sources: living in the capital of the Cherokee nation, speaking to many of the elders, leaders, and historians for my whole life, speaking to many other Indian tribes' elders, cultural leaders, and historians in America on conference trips for since I was 6.
Also I said "most." The Cherokees at one point a long time ago in our history revolted against the religious leaders (commonly called medicine men in English) as they were doing sacrifices after having just passed "a tribe of sun worshiping people that sacrificed to their gods in tall buildings -the closer I can remember to one elder's wording", which many believe was the aztecs, during the one of the many migrations.
Edit: also a lot of the Aztec sacrifices were lower class citizens, not their slaves.
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Australia conspiracy 17 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
No Paris come back! I don't care about the lies you can still be my "Australian doesn't exist" wife
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Poor guy 16 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
But couldn't the page layout people yell over to the content editors and be all like "yo mofo give me a word at least 3 characters shorter to replace numerous so it don't look like ass"
How to wake up your friend 5 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Tinker it so the speed is super low and replace the teeth with floppy dicks and wake them up with a million dicks to the face and chest
Roman candle duel on trampolines 1 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
That's how you burn your damn house down the right way
Tequila makes a convincing argument 5 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
My Caribbean beach soul yearns for rum but the Irish in me is screaming to get a pint Guinness
Meme Calendar 2018 ( so far ) 17 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
I'd assume the intended insult is "no wonder they call you trash, man"
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Australia conspiracy 17 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Paris? Is it all a lie? Are you not really my Australian wife?
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T r u n k p a c k 17 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Can I has round Chubby bagel?
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T r u n k p a c k 17 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
That's a happiness premium account my good sir
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Truth 8 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
What about an "honor to the allfather!!"?
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Truth 8 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
will a "praise be to Odin" do?
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Olive Garden; When you're Here, You're Here. 22 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
"When you're here, you're here"
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Truth 8 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Vote for me and pray to me. I'll be your god and your leader all at once for the low low price of 5 installments of 49.98
That ain't the White House tho 9 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Anxiety and an anxiety disorder at two different things. Everyone experiences anxiety. People with a disorder experience it in a much different, problematic way.
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