Don't sound creepy to me, yo

The internet has spoken. It is now law

The only hot I'll ever be in when I catch on fire doing fireworks

Guest is a robot spy confirmed

Happy birthday to... oh it's dead

Me

Don't "Just" want a relationship. Meaning she doesn't want just casual dating she wants a future husband.

Yay. Now I can go to real people school and learn real people knowledge

There's nothing wrong with you Ew. You are a perfect Canadian.

Apparently all the love and care of someone who doesn't know what a condom is

Yea using 6 points as the basis for your basic scoring method is really stupid. Not like another widely loved American sport does that. No not at all

Remind me to stay on your good side

Not only was she being a bitch but a bitch that couldn't even see her own obvious folly. That's the worst kind.

Does Ew being my buddy mean I'm finally a real person?

Don't forget less afraid to get murdered. That's also a big factor

Mother's better half. His oh so common catch phrase.

A few bad apples. This is why we can't have nice things. Don't give up on everyone that's never had a relationship because of them. It would be a real shame if you missed out on someone really great because of that.

I was talking about the guest and their month of rainbows comment