bethorien

bethorien

Just a random chick with too many problems and too few solutions
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That's true 7 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Nono they are waiting their turn. Yea yea they will but only after spreading the good word about how it works. Totally completely logical in every way. Totally
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F*ck this job 6 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
*balls of unobtainium*
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That worked out well 13 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Was making a joke cause the one I originally responded to seems to have some level of disdain for "rainbows"
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Send that to someone who actually needs it 3 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
????
Ain't gay 10 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
4 percent doesn't constitute trending otherwise hipsters everywhere would have a collective heart attack
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That worked out well 13 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
I'm assuming you confusion indicates you don't understand the fact that I (and many other people) use gay a catch all to mean anything sexuality LGBT+ and queer as a catch all literally as anything LGBT+?
Will they survive? You vet they will 32 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Doubt it since I'm beelining it to Galveston (the closest port city that has cruise ships dock often) and immediately curving round the east coast with a modified radio broadcast to reach as far as can be done from the top of a cruise ship
Will they survive? You vet they will 32 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
I'll just stick to my "becomes the queen of a Caribbean island after going all around the world in a pirated fleet with my fam and squad collecting survivors" plan
"do you have a minute to cuddle with me?" 6 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
I have all the minute, little one
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guy solves traffic jams 5 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
"Just keep driving"
Right into the semi that slowed down from someone switching lanes without signaling and almost hitting the sedan next to it? Ok. *dies*
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Don't settle, you deserve better 4 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
It's also possible for an abusive SO to convince their victim that being cheated on is totally fine and that they have no right to complain or be hurt/upset.
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Fitbit 8 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Honesty is important in a relationship but so is privacy. Also masturbation as a stress reliever would have its effects dampened by the girlfriend "joining in" as sex is more of an exciting sorta thing while masturbation is meant to be relaxing.
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That worked out well 13 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
I am. I'm one of those despicable people that uses gay as a catch all term for LGB but not the T and queer as a catch all for the the whole LGBT.
Pistol is like a tank 4 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
It does tho. The stronger a person is the more recoil they can handle. The force of the gun firing is opposed by the force created by their muscles.
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Pistol is like a tank 4 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
It's a high caliber pistol right? Like a desert eagle? If nothing else it says something good about the shielding on his armor that it can take multiple shots from it.
Fitbit 8 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Bring surprised and ,based on the tone of the first few messages, angry that your SO masturbates you are naive and a moderately bad SO. Not only is it healthy for the person but it's also a very common and cheap way of relieving stress.
That worked out well 13 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
OMG I FORGOT IT WAS QUEER MONTH. I HAVENT MET MY GAYNESS QUOTA YET.
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If The World Doesn 25 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
It did end in 2012. This is hell.
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I'm already honest 24 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
I had to read all of it I'm not gonna leave myself with incomplete information
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Chinese people do care if you wear their dresses wrong 27 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Honesty is the best policy until someone gets hurt. Then crying and yelling and anger and shit happens and I don't care to fuck with that shit
I'm already honest 24 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
You were at least expecting it. I got it randomly in a comment section
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I'm already honest 24 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
What have my poor innocent eyes just read? Lol
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good news (and sorry for the bad cut) 6 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
It's not automatically a bad parenting move to leave your baby in the running car. It's only bad if it's for any more than a really quick time. It's totally possible that the parent made a quick stop at the post office on the way home or something similarly fast.
Half naked guy risks getting bitten to save a dog from hypothermia 4 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Bleeding out, infection, getting dragged in with the dog
We're using our made-up names (Ihob) 2 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
All names are made up names. You don't just go out and pick an all natural, locally grown name from the name tree.
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