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cakelover


Where do I find all the memes and why don't I have a life

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The cornerstone 2 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
*Asian-ness intensifies*
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Guys who only do push ups and sit ups 8 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
What's wrong with doing only push-ups and sit-ups?
Still doing more exercise than the majority of guys
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McDonald promoting healthy lifestyle 6 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
I felt this could really benefit from rhyming, so I modified it a bit
*clears throat*
When I want nuggets, and pay for ten
I expect that many chunks of hen
But when the staff give me six
My anger gets up to its old tricks
Who exactly it will be, I care nought
But some bitch is gonna get fought
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Nailed it! 2 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
This pleases me
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Being an adult lets you buy a cake anytime 5 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
I feel objectified
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And that is why the British could survive the 2 world wars 5 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
Sleep well, you pillock
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And that is why the British could survive the 2 world wars 5 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
Where we going, you wanker?
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Like father like son 7 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
Well, screw you guys! We've got tea, and Boris Johnson, and the Queen, and we don't need you either!
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Don't you just hate it when this happens? 4 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
Nobody expects the shopping inquisition
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How to properly wake up a cat 5 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
So you like meat huh?
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American car, British driver 5 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
"Ah'll fookin' knock yer out mate!"
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Drifting trains 5 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
That's....really frickin' awesome!
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As far as my medical knowledge goes 2 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
*poker face*
Swords 7 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
His face at the end tho
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Remember this advice 9 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
Waddle?
Water flowing uphill 2 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
BUT HOW?
WAS 9/11 AN INSIDE JOB?
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Anyone know? 7 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
The lesser-spotted doge bird
Very rare indeed
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Tree root that looks like a monkey 2 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
Looks kinda like a two-legged elephant to me
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The wild dream 15 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
That's so hot. I'm touching myself tonight
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It doesn't have to be the Avengers 2 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
The Road To El Asgard
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Nuclear reactor pulse 5 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
Wow
The force is strong with this one
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The Facts of Food 3 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
*Morgan Freeman face*
He's right you know
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Origin of the work avocado 4 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
No, but from now on I will thanks to you. You pillock
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Everything in this picture is wrong 2 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
No, but you can install the Nintendo DS operating system. It increases the life of your mouse
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Welcome to Britain 2 comments
cakelover · 6 years ago
Of course we judge people based on their accents
American accent: Eat 3,000 calories for breakfast alone
French accent: Go around kissing other men
Polish accent: Stealing our jobs
German accent: "Should I mention the war or not?"
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These are all 100% accurate, at least according to my prejudices
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