Being an adult lets you buy a cake anytime

I'll be doing this in a month :D

I feel objectified

Being an adult makes you realize you have to buy your own birthday cake.

I had a similar realization when I figured out I didn't need a big group as an excuse to buy three large pizzas from a pizza joint. I can just do that and have leftovers for days.

Me and my friend bought a whole caramel cake and shared it on the playground just cause I said I felt like cake, our second part of life has begun.