CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Just wow.Maries Bourbonas cosplayed Rachnera 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
There's more stuff past the boob shot?
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Abandoned power plant in Belgium 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
I wanna...just...spit over the side.
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Αwww 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Honestly, I have no idea why I care so much about a fake relationship on a comedy show about the 70's.
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Αwww 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Eric was a product of the time era, but Jackie literally expected Hyde to give up everything for her, to do everything for her. Honestly, Jackie just pissed me off as a character. Hyde had his faults as well. I think none of the relationships were really healthy in any way. I wasn't trying to say any of them were perfect, I was, with my first comment, simply saying that Hyde and Jackie's relationship should not be romanticised, because it was a horribly unhealthy one, where they were mostly in it because originally, when it was a secret, they enjoyed it. Then they went through a rough spot, had a talk with Fez I think, and even Fez said it was horribly wrong, so they got together again because that was what they seemed to enjoy about it.
Αwww 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
I did not say ALL of them were bad. And remember Kelso? Literally any relationship he had pretty much. And Jackie was literally trying to make every single decision, and even in the show, their relationship was called 'sick'.
Αwww 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
How were they perfect for each other? The relationship was so unhealthy. Most of the relationships in this show were.
whoops 28 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Millennials aren't in a specific year, it's anyone after Generation X, so like after Baby Boomers. So really anyone born after 1980.
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Asian 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
That wasn't the problem. The issue was just making a dirty joke fit in properly to maximize the level of humor.
Asian 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
As I was typing it, I thought about doing that, but I decided it would be a bit of a stretch, and not enough people would get it.
Asian 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
oh
Just fear, or do you feed on other things to get a balanced diet?
Asian 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Do you get paid at least
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Asian 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
I meant more in the 'scary commanding woman' way, but I mean, yeah sure, that works.
Asian 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Oooh, kinky
whoops 28 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
'Millenials are killing themselves'
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No? Okay 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Why not both?
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Penguin herder 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
No McDonalds, if your wifi goes out, ain't no one but you there to fix it, and heckin cold.
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Obi strawman was right 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
You can be given an unfair deal, but, for the contract to work, you must be aware that you are selling your soul. If you do not choose to read the entirety of the contract, which of course is written quite confusingly, then you are at fault.
Obi strawman was right 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
You cannot steal a soul. A contract must be willingly signed.
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I don't condone that behavior 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Ps, @pointproven Your mom was quite nice in bed. I'm seeing her again tonight, and this time you might get a new sibling.
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Come here, little children *cackles* 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
mmmm veal
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Anon calls in sick 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Had strep throat once. Still got my tonsils, and apparently my family usually don't get them removed because apparently we don't normally have any issues with them.
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S-sorry Morty 34 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Also, you know how some episodes seem to not be correct? Like missing some stuff from previous episodes, but also still keeping some? I think it's on purpose. Cause when evil Rick was going through Ricks memories, there weren't any memories of him and baby Morty, but in his lab even near the start, he has a picture of him holding baby Morty. I believe Rick has been dimension hopping so much, that he isn't 100% sure which reality is actually his, and that he doesn't always come back to the one he was staying in most recently, nor does he care. As long as it's close enough, he will stay until he goes on another adventure. So, I do not think he's even sure, or cares which universe he is in, or which Morty he is with.
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S-sorry Morty 34 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
oh
Oh
OH
This changes that scene for me
Damn
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S-sorry Morty 34 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
That time he made a device to shoot his brains out, but just as it was gonna fire, he put his head down, and cried a bit.
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