captainjackharknes
Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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How to make friends 101 11 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
See, Deadpool is batshit crazy, and an asshole to people, except those who genuinely don't deserve it.
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Does anyone else's dad do this? 19 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
I know for a fact that it isn't 50/50, just not all sure which one you're more like.
That moment of pure panic 5 comments
Clothing that expands to fit children as they grow 4 to 36 months 12 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
Imagine that the countless years of boners stretch the crotch enough to be a perfect shape of your dick and people just see penis pants.
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Does anyone else's dad do this? 19 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
You have no idea how it works do you? It hardly ever is truly a given amount. While we receive the dna from both, what is actually used is determined by dominant or recessive genes. Usually, it is more in favor to the mother.
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Does anyone else's dad do this? 19 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
Actually, genetically, people are more their mothers than their fathers. And you have no right to say whether or not someone should be disgusted by using a toothbrush their parents used. It doesn't matter if they're related, it is still unhygienic.
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The adventure begins 5 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
Just a note: Girls, fucking tell us what you want to fucking eat.
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Some cute couple situations 11 comments
Be a true Marvel fan 16 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
Hey, don't blame him! It's hard for a senior citizen to find work these days!
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Babe, hand me my sweatpants will ya? 8 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
The only time I would assume sweatpants boners are unnatractive is if the dude, like me, is fat enough for the sweatpants to essentially lose all purpose as baggy comfy pants.
Well, it's a full-time job 5 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
Nope. If it's a test, it would just be that one person's test, but exams are by the state. It doesn't matter if they were using it or not, if a teacher finds out that you have a phone with you when taking it, everyone's exam is voided.
From ninja warrior, to wise teacher 15 comments
Well, it's a full-time job 5 comments
Better send more d*ck pics 21 comments
And it gets better the more you look at it 3 comments
we combined them?