CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Gamer girls 52 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
What if
we combined them?
Life, uh, finds a way 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Or porn
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How to make friends 101 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
See, Deadpool is batshit crazy, and an asshole to people, except those who genuinely don't deserve it.
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Does anyone else's dad do this? 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
I know for a fact that it isn't 50/50, just not all sure which one you're more like.
Clothing that expands to fit children as they grow 4 to 36 months 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
oh shit i misread this shit
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That moment of pure panic 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
I mean there is literally a picture of it.
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Clothing that expands to fit children as they grow 4 to 36 months 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Imagine that the countless years of boners stretch the crotch enough to be a perfect shape of your dick and people just see penis pants.
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give the puppo the yum rope! 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Spagot
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Does anyone else's dad do this? 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
You have no idea how it works do you? It hardly ever is truly a given amount. While we receive the dna from both, what is actually used is determined by dominant or recessive genes. Usually, it is more in favor to the mother.
Does anyone else's dad do this? 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Actually, genetically, people are more their mothers than their fathers. And you have no right to say whether or not someone should be disgusted by using a toothbrush their parents used. It doesn't matter if they're related, it is still unhygienic.
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The adventure begins 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Just a note: Girls, fucking tell us what you want to fucking eat.
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Some cute couple situations 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Why must you remind me of the things I can never have?
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good guy death 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago 14
Be a true Marvel fan 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Hey, don't blame him! It's hard for a senior citizen to find work these days!
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Babe, hand me my sweatpants will ya? 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
The only time I would assume sweatpants boners are unnatractive is if the dude, like me, is fat enough for the sweatpants to essentially lose all purpose as baggy comfy pants.
My handicap. 46 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
same
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Well, it's a full-time job 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Nope. If it's a test, it would just be that one person's test, but exams are by the state. It doesn't matter if they were using it or not, if a teacher finds out that you have a phone with you when taking it, everyone's exam is voided.
Don't drink and drive.  Or drink and fly.  Drink and burrow.  Drink and swim 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
I don't drink and drive, I do acid and fly.
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I need that shirt. 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT?
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From ninja warrior, to wise teacher 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
They don't exist
They skip those years entirely
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Well, it's a full-time job 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Still voids everyone's exam
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Better send more d*ck pics 21 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
I AM DETERMINED
Better send more d*ck pics 21 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Yeah I'll see ya in 3 months
And it gets better the more you look at it 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
That guy looks like Chris from Rooster Teeth