still, the voice actors worked with them.

Have you had much experience closing a portal to the dark dimension before?

Some say if you put your ear up to it and listen, you can hear the ocean.

Sorry it's just that I have all these ass jokes...

uh... might wanna see a doctor about that? cause I mean, if its /that/ open, you probably can't even hold in your own feces. i bet when the wind blows theres an ominous whistling.

Also wait until the person who she actually loved turns evil, you swear to bring them back, and at one point your love interest lies and pretends to love you, trying to stop you from practically ruining your entire future from obsessing over one person.

If this ends up being a thing, I can start making my own Cashier Stories

TL;DR: Dumb assholes shouldn't be allowed to go to stores without some sort of adult babysitter.

Me: Since it's busy, we're gonna have to wait a moment for someone to get over here.
Diane: But we're in a hurry!
Me: I'm sorry, I did tell you before, I couldn't ring up alcohol.
Diane: This isn't right. I'm going to have words with your manager.
(The manager, lets call them Christy, finally gets to my register and immediately sees the alcohol, and rings it up for me. Note: If they have other items, I can ring those up, I just need someone else to ring up alcohol. I can then complete that transaction.)
Diane: Finally, you know, this isn't right. I know how the law works! I can't believe you made us waste all this time, we have somewhere to be you know?
(They pay and leave finally.Then, someone from the line in front of me speaks up to my manager who is still there)
My Savior: He did nothing wrong! Those two were just shooting their mouths off, and he was just doing his job! They were so rude... I would have spoke up sooner but that might have made it worse, with those two.

Too bad their girl (or guy) had to turn their little knob afterwards.

Oops no wait I already ate that one let me get you one oops I seem to have eaten that one too

I wasn't trying to like start shit. I was attempting to be kinda sassy I guess. Obviously, I didn't present my comment in that way, nor was it that obvious, so yeah, I failed the comedy lords there.

Except no one likes frozen and then reheated food.

Well it's not pointless, it makes it all the more fresher. It's still cruel though.

...Then why was god so worried about the tower of Babel?

Screw you imma fly into the Marina Trench

I think I'm gonna be sick...

Actually, with Doctor Who, that's still plausible. If we can have a multitude of male Doctors, then why not female? Honestly, I just refuse to judge a new Doctor until they actually get a few episodes aired. Maybe they chose a female because of current events, but still, at least wait a bit, and judge her based on how well she plays the role.

Really?
Are you sure?
Cause it sounds like a great cover for vampires...