CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Real life Captain America 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
You know, it's been hours, and it's still burning.
Real life Captain America 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Awesome, I got hotdogs and marshmallows.
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Real life Captain America 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Hope you got spf 9000 sunscreen handy.
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Real life Captain America 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Why? Your interview isn't until later.
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Modern video games and swords 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Okay so turns out swords are heavy and I didn't use enough tape. I am now a pincushion. Does that still count?
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Modern video games and swords 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Is that a challenge? Time to break out the duct tape.
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Straight out of hood 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Thanks for the reminder
Don't wanna get dirty 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Waffle stomp that fucker
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Jobs 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
That's why 69ing was invented
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When the evil Queen gets pranked.  8 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
EVIL
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Bunny slippers 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Wanna know why the Easter Bunny hides the eggs?
He doesn't want anyone to know he was fooling around with the chickens.
Heard there were gonna be Ostrich eggs next year.
The man, the legend 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Quick question, what do you call the study of rockets and momentum again?
Oh yeah
Rocket SCIENCE
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Car eating a deer 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
No, but this is!
*suddenly alcohol*
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I'm not gay, but Chris Hemsworth is HOT 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
So he's so hot, physics just broke. Sounds about right.
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Car eating a deer 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
+1 to self worth!
now its only -49! Wow I feel better already!
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Avocado looking frog 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Sigh
Fre shAvocado
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Car eating a deer 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Awesome! Can I use it for anything?
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Fact hunt 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
There's a reply button you know.
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Fact hunt 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
I see it now
Car eating a deer 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Fast food, kachow
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I'm not gay, but Chris Hemsworth is HOT 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
So they just sort of flew off to the side towards China?
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Never the truth 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
People who have really really sensitive anus-es
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Fun in funeral 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Time to watch all of them
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Whoops, sorry 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Let's call em Oreos
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True soldier 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
bruh you could use an app, or the website for like dominos or pizza hut