... I gotta be smooth just because I have a response to the comment on the post.
'Why would you want to just be half? You're already twice as pretty.'

Um, I don't think the left one's gonna be too useful anymore.

I got an ass. It doesn't count because I'm fat, but I still got one.

Hedgedoge

It's my time to shine
Time to make all y'all fuckers feel bad for me
I grew up without knowing really any of my grandparents
Now, feel sad for me!

boof

Imma do it barefoot

...Finish ME

Nah, I was sorta raised without a female parental figure -not that there's anything wrong with that in itself- so my dad raised me by himself. Tbh, I just feel really uncomfortable interacting with females. Just... completely out of my depth.

Khajiit has wares, if you have the coin.

Would like to clarify why I downvoted:
I'm not an offended vegan, I just hate Spongebob.

man look at that form
and aim
wow she's gotta be a good shot

someone find this

Khajiit stole nothing!