a blackhole.

A reanimated David Bowie. He could sing that song about Mars.

Hurray, we’re taking a black hole to Mars. This should prove interesting

Myself! :D

1) there is no time inside 2) we could end up in another place because it could be a wormhole (some scientists think that blackholes are connected to whiteholes, like a wormhole) 3) it would suck us all in so we wouldn't need food etc. anymore.. what ever gonna happen.. it would be interesting, yes.

The internet.

Yo I could fulfill my lifelong dream of floating in a never ending abyss of numb darkness where no time passes and minds fill with delusions and dreams

just saying - > you can do that without get sucked into a blackhole. there is a state of mind called "point consciousness" or too called "void state". while you are in this state of mind, your body is asleep but you are awake. because your brain shuts down sensory perception when your body sleeps, it feels like floating into a unlimited void without any sensation.. just your mind, no body. it's really feeling nice. i experienced this a few times.. it's a interesting experience.

A nigh indestructible spacesuit able to put me into a state of suspended animation so I can drift the cosmos until I eventually come crashing onto a rock with sentient life. I hate long road trips. If I could just nap away the entire journey, and even If I do end up on a planet with hostile sentient life, it would feel as if only 30 minutes had passes until they open the suit up and devour me alive.

My copy of hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

Happiness.

15 terabytes worth of hentai

But you didn't bring a computer with it though. How are you gonna watch?

Someone will bring a computer, and I will hijack their technology

Or you could harvest the power of the blackhole like a dynamo in a bikecycle to charge your smartphone :)

But you didn't bring a smartphone.

well... maybe someone else have his smartphone with him & can lend it to us? :)

I’ll bring my phone :) my Spotify is on there

my dogs

As I'm into memes and lifting, I'll bring da whey