funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
50k allowance every 3 months outside of required appearances; I get to design the dinosaurs, I get to play Warlock mid-gestation. Devil Dinosaur is in it. I get 1% of the profit. All necessary expenses paid for on company dime. You pay my agent and accountant; but I review it all.
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
Oh; I also get to play with the infinity stones in my story; but don't worry... dinosaurs, time stone... Sound of Thunder.... <_< don't mind me. High Evolutionary, Counter-Earth, Savage Land.
I know how to do it :)
dr_richard_ew · 5 days ago
I will make a squirrel girl movie
timebender25 · 5 days ago
I wouldn't be hired to write a script for Marvel even IN this fantasy land. I'm that fucking bad.
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/marvels-new-warriors-squirrel-girl-cast-milana-vayntrub-derek-theler-topline-freeform-comedy-1019588
MY MAN YO THEY NAILED IT. I know the Anna Kendrick thing; but she's better. Much fucking better. I'm starting to think Hawkeye taught a secret with Feige... dudeman cannot miss.
creativedragonbaby · 5 days ago
I'd probably be able to write a script. Though I think that @funkmasterrex is getting a bit out of hand expecting "appearances" You're not going to be on the red carpet, dude.
creativedragonbaby · 5 days ago
If anything, I'd want to make a parallel universe movie. Where Spiderman gets the Venom symbiote and then perhaps gives in to it?? But he's still a hero.
serosenpai · 5 days ago
Creative, that's Black Spiderman.
funkmasterrex · 5 days ago
Shit, even his Iron Spider suit can make him be black suit spiderman if Peter wants.