Jesus, man.

I don't remember much after the movie. We went to some bar I had never been to and then..... blank. I think i took a knee to the chest from a cop, cuz man, my freaking chest hurts...

I wanna go to THAT party

Lol, I wouldn't recommend the last part

You okay though?

That is a deadpool approved party

My wrists are sore from the cuffs, my forehead has a bruise, my left pinky toe is either broken or bone contusion, I can never really tell with my toes, my neck hurts from sleeping on a cot, plus the aforementioned chest thing... so... while I've been better, I'm still chippy. Once actually at the station and after a nice long sleep, the cops were pretty chill, let me sober up and watch That 70's Show. Also offered to fix me some corndogs, but I wasn't hungry at all... what I really wanted was like a capri-sun or something, but settled for some jail water. (Jail water is water with a distinct metallic taste)

I guess it could be worse, should probably get that toe checked out bud

I just want to know how the hell it got messed up in the first place, I can take care of it on my own. What concerns me is I'm missing my phone and wherever it is, it's dead.... so either one of the homies has to come knock on my door or I'll go do it myself tomorrow. It's all good if it's lost for good though, I have a spare I've been meaning to switch too anyway. I also have to figure out how everyone got home, because although I wasn't driving, we drove my car and the cops gave me back my keys.

Also, if my math is correct, when I first got to the station I blew a 0.37.... and I didn't buy a single shot for myself (checked my card).

So you're completely unaware of how you even got drunk? Did someone spike you?

I remember the first few drinks, like 4 shots in less than 10 min, then... not much after. there are flashes of stuff later, like.. I know I threw something when I was outside, right before I was handcuffed. I remember signing a paper at the jailhouse saying I wasn't contemplating suicide.... s'bout it.

I have a hunch it might've been the shots...just a hunch though. As long as you're home safe and you're not bleeding or something then it's all okay

lol yeah, when I drink I RARELY drink that fast... the last time was maybe 4-5 years ago.

Found mah phone! Was it where it was the first 5x I looked? No... was it there the 6th after a few interrogations?! YEP. I don't care how it got there... I found it.
These bruises on my wrists are getting fucked up though. Now that I have my phone I think I'll take a picture and share. Lemme give it a few min to charge.

Well... I posted it... with an alliteration (which I thought was fun)... but it was removed. The bruise even looks like a bell. Whatever.