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What is a pocket p*ssy? 6 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Fleshlight
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Fooba! 4 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Shipoopi Shipoopi....
The most loyal friend for human 2 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Why did I see Dr.Strange in first look..
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Good news 6 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Just wait for a moment to read news about harrasment in such camps..
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Engineers 3 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Nothing actually..
Perfectly sturdy since the CG also is aligned towards the middle ladder..
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Some heroes don't wear capes 10 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
So that means the American scientists were inhuman enough to hand the Atomic bomb over to the govt???
How to get a gf 3 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
BDSM stuff
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$10 tax 3 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Any discount if the employee is the same?
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Half human dog 5 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
That mf look like someone face-swapped with their dog while crying..
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Reminds me of BLACK Mirror 17 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Black Mirror
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Shrek as a new unit of time 2 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
This is probably how the Imperial system was started..
Some random fucker using a random number for measuring..
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Fck that guy 9 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
So if we can somehow E=MC² someone, it's fine? Hmmm...
Fck that guy 9 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
If someone already exists, and then stops doing so.. then it probably is killing..
Cougar shadow 4 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Better be Stifflers mom
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Fck that guy 9 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Second rule violation..
Can't kill anyone
What has the world come to? 44 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
I'm asking technicalities..
Will they formally allow boys in girl scouts? !
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What has the world come to? 44 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Will girl scouts allow boys now??
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Get a girl who looks at you like this 9 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Exactly what I felt..
I'm bored n jealous already
The fortune cookie has spoken 3 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Read again in three minutes
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I am gonna live there and I am gonna LIVE there FOREVER 5 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Then probably the pay is 2 Euros per year
I'm reminded of her 3 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
What movie is this from??
Normal news in Albania 5 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Pillows
What is life 6 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
It just looked very very wrong..
But it's ok..
Racists family 4 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
And that black women is a slut
Stand back and peep the light show 6 comments
coldpasta · 6 years ago
Goosebumped and push you further down if you're a girl..
Seppuku if you're a guy !!