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Does anyone get this? 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
No, no one gets this, because we are all dumb fucks who should not even be able to breathe.
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WRONG 36 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yep, whitewashing is a thing, but come on.
Duelling Banjos on a Bristol to London Train. Wait for it! 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
For those interested, watch the movie Deliverance :)
Conor McGregor is more savage 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Could we stop giving credit to everything these two complete morons do or say? Screw them both, they are both pricks. Plus, this is not important. Like, not at all.
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Balloonfest '86. Cleveland breaks record releasing 1.5mil balloons. It was catastrophic 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm gonna watch the whole Topic channel this afternoon. This video was great, and I can't wait to watch the other ones. Wish me good luck.
Thoughtful boyfriend 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
She seems to be grammatically challenged too.
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Long neck 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
So, she does not like a special part of her appearance, some people only call her a nickname that specifically refers to that, and you will offer her a shirt that also specifically refers to that, reinforcing the idea that the only thing other people notice in her is that very specific thing she hates about herself? Well, you're a fucking douche.
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Murica 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Joke from the Monty Python. Also, meme police here. This meme is not adapted at all. Please follow us without resistance.
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Please rob me 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That's the whole "I need to be kicked in the balls" outfit, actually.
This could help you guys 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"Oh, I meant: it looks so much better on you, darling."
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Gravity explained by that black scientist. He actually said this 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He said that because we have no idea what gravity actually is. We see how it works, we have been able to quantify its action for centuries, but we do not know why it exists. Albert Einstein's general relativity is the best theory to explain gravity, but it still has to be "tweaked" in order to conform to experimental data, with stuff like dark energy and dark matter. As dark matter is, well, matter we cannot see, but should be about 30% of all matter in the universe, that's a huge working hypothesis, so that "we don't know what gravity is" is actually a very valid sentence.
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Antique roadshow memes, the finale 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I need more of this.
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Hay girls, did you know... 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"When you WHERE a lot of makeup"? Dude, seriously, just go die somewhere else.
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Most People Don't Know This, But 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Mu-FAT
Mu-SLIM
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Pretty much true 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This is communism you're thinking about.
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Selfie stick case 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I knew viruses could mutate, but cancer?
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Keanu Reeves just casually running with paparazzi's camera 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He's my spirit animal.
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*insert comeback gif* 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Also, he is so racist it hurts.
Wireless earphones 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Because music is in stereo and you can get used to hearing some sounds/instruments on your left and some other on your right when you listen to the same stuff at home.
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Irish 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yeah, it's "a man who lived 500 years ago", not "the average man who lived 500 years ago".
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Kangaroo buddy 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Oh God, I'm dying.
Just wow.Maries Bourbonas cosplayed Rachnera 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The boobs were one of the prerequisites for this cosplay anyway.
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Don't call yourself bisexual if you never d**pthroated a bicycle 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
If you only give the bicycle a standard blowjob, are you bikurious?
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This is how long a 200-person dinner bill is 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yeah, no. Weis is a chain of grocery stores, so this is a sales receipt.
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Peeled lime 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
All citrus fruits (lemons, limes, oranges, pomelos and so on) have the same internal structure, actually :)
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North Korea is best Korea 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
If 1912 is year one, that makes 2017 year 106, not 105. *boring mathematician out*