Most Fun Today

What the actual hell.... I don't know if this is a weird joke or not, that's freaking creepy

I saw a picture with the website at the bottom.

Fall Out Boys album cover?

Why would you make fun of someone when they are so obviously trying to fix their obesity?

"Banana peal for scale"

This makes me angry on a number of levels

Good for her. Very intelligent little girl.

I like Kane

Not really they all still look the sa-- oh holy mother of crack.

You could say he was in... His birthday suit

Are you telling me that isn't Justin Bieber

Good guy period.

That's so awesome. He's definitely a keeper.
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*goes to buy oysters to make people love me*

That's what you say now, but when I'm in your bed, cuddling you and I get a boner, you're all like "WTF HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!?!" And then the cops get involved. So no.

The answer is two.
You count the number of holes in the sequence. Like the number 8 has two holes in it, but 2, 5, and 1 have zero.

And that's a level of confidence I will never know

That sad moment when parents doll their child up as if she were an adult when she's just a toddler.

When it said "dishwasher," I thought it meant the machine. I was soooooooo confused.