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Strong motivations 13 comments
klymaxx · 21 hours ago
Mulan didn't go to war for the dick..she went to war to save her father, getting dick was just a bonus
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Strong motivations 13 comments
mrscollector · 21 hours ago
And Jasmine didn't become a bum for dick. She ran away from the her father trying to force her into unwanted dick and in the process found a dick she wanted.
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Strong motivations 13 comments
diyrogue · 21 hours ago
And Cinderella didn't break curfew for a dick, she just wanted a break from being a slave to go to a party and found dick in the process.
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How bad can it get 9 comments
bethorien · 21 hours ago
Apparently all the love and care of someone who doesn't know what a condom is
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Throw like a girl 4 comments
grimreaper · 18 hours ago
YEET
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0 years old 11 comments
mrscollector · 19 hours ago
Yeah I mean who wants to be 10,20,30,40,50,60,70,80,90, or even 100?
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A group of women 4 comments
guest · 21 hours ago
I say we send them a greater amount in thanks
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Strong motivations 13 comments
schemajoy · 21 hours ago
And that warped perspective is why so many males believe females sole purpose and motivation is to please them.
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No words needed 3 comments
dr_richard_ew · 19 hours ago
*plop*
"Hello?"
*PBBBBBBBBBLLLLLT*
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It works 6 comments
xvarnah · 21 hours ago
Or "how to open all the drawers at the same time"
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How bad can it get 9 comments
zinope · 21 hours ago
What do you provide besides three mouths to feed?
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She's got crabs 3 comments
bethorien · 20 hours ago
Oh god why
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That irritating sound 12 comments
ajhedges · 17 hours ago
HEY IT’S FЯED
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That irritating sound 12 comments
fell_equinox · 17 hours ago
How the FUCK did you do that to your "R"????
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Wrong number 3 comments
xvarnah · 23 hours ago
It's like the world's most thorough condom..
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She's a tree 4 comments
celticrose · 22 hours ago
I think it's raining in the second one, so maybe it's supposed to be something about yesterday was sunny and today was rainy, but that's how weather works.
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How bad can it get 9 comments
spookykink57 · 21 hours ago
Oh babe, I think someone already hit you up.
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She's got crabs 3 comments
xvarnah · 20 hours ago
It's not so bad if you don't read the title first, think it's a pile of red ants, and then find out its crabs. The relief momentarily takes away from the nope factor
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A group of women 4 comments
natethegreat · 22 hours ago
That's like us trying to raise $90,000
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It works 6 comments
thatguyyouknow · 21 hours ago
Until they cut their fingers on the sword
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