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I actually laughed. Take an up-vote.

Thats when i woukd go to the police cor harassment

I think you meant patience

Bro that's gaaay.
Honestly though I hope this is real and they actually got married, because 1) That's fuckin' hilarious and 2) I'm glad they're getting help with school and such with this.
(And also part of me is hoping they fall in love and stay married.)

Wow. Music critics have now become art critics. Seeing beauty and meaning in something they think is complex, but is actully a bunch of scribbles on paper

Long story short:
I like girls, but I'm too lazy to fucking try.

Nice touch, making the censor a penis.

I'm getting "Ezekiel 23:19-20" on a t shirt now

Over the past few years, rumors have circulated in Japan about the existence of giant humanoid lifeforms inhabiting the icy waters of the Antarctic. Often sighted by government-operated whaling ships, these so-called Ningen are said to be completely white in color with an estimated length of 20 to 30 meters, or about 65 to 98 feet long. Eyewitnesses describe them having a human-like shape, often with legs, arms, smooth, human-like skin, and even five-fingered hands. Sometimes they are described as having fins or a large mermaid-like tail instead of legs, or sometimes even tentacles. Possible explanations for the creature are as follows: an abino whale, an unknown alien species, an aquatic sloth, a new species of giant manta ray, or an unknown species of giant, aqautic non-human ape.

''Genitals as large as those of donkeys''
Stop using centimetres and inches for scale, guys
Donkey penis is the standard scale

That's not so bad. Have you guys ever heard of the cook from the S.S. Diarrhea?

I'm damn sure that they planned that

If you can't handle me at my shy-est,
You don't deserve me at my fly-est.