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And Jasmine didn't become a bum for dick. She ran away from the her father trying to force her into unwanted dick and in the process found a dick she wanted.

And Cinderella didn't break curfew for a dick, she just wanted a break from being a slave to go to a party and found dick in the process.

Apparently all the love and care of someone who doesn't know what a condom is

I say we send them a greater amount in thanks

How the FUCK did you do that to your "R"????

I think it's raining in the second one, so maybe it's supposed to be something about yesterday was sunny and today was rainy, but that's how weather works.

It's not so bad if you don't read the title first, think it's a pile of red ants, and then find out its crabs. The relief momentarily takes away from the nope factor