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The true American hero

This guy done the right thing

I'd slap the bitch who got my dogs euthanized.
How fucking dare she.

I just pushed my cat off the bed. He's been stretching out in front of me. That bastard.

I saw this on Tumblr. This is out of context. The mother loved him so much and said she wanted him to die because he was in so much pain.

lana del rey stole your phone!?

It's bullshit.
I don't hate gays, I hate that they get so much credit just for being gay. Something supposedly beyond their control.
I hate it because people doing work don't credit.
I know that there is no correlation, but it's not right that the people getting national attention aren't the people taking care of the nation.
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I don't care that my neighbor is black. So why should I care if someone is gay?
Society doesn't owe the LGBTQ community a damned thing.
We don't need another race card.

I let the dogs out.

When they don't wear makeup, they get judged on their appearance.
When they do wear makeup, they get judged on their appearance.
Hmm, I wonder why some are so self-conscious.

No matter how correct you are: If you start screaming, you loose all credibility.

As a girl, this post makes me uncomfortable.

I have breasts and I'm not successful.
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This may have something to do with the fact that I'm also a man

That forehead doe...

I think it means that after cleaning your keyboard, you have enough crumbs to make a whole thing of bread

That last kid gives me hope.

That's a true friend.

YES! It's criminal (or it should be) to subject someone to that kind of torture.

Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and