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corvoattano


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Zombie apocalypse solution! F**k you zombies! 10 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Decay due to temperature would still be a problem. And with no internal body temp, they would suck in cold environments.
Zombie apocalypse solution! F**k you zombies! 10 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Not really. Bloodflies just really like breeding in corpses, but they can make normal nests. Many of their nests are made in old corpses, but after a while there's nothing left of the original body.
I should know.
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My sleeping problems: Solved 1 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
So what you're saying is, it has penguin knees.
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I can see one thing wrong with the photo 2 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
I can't tell who's edited in. He's poorly cropped and her colours are too bold.
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Thanks, canada 6 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Is that what octopuses sound like?
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I really want to see this happen 6 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Today's gonna be the Best Day Ever! Isn't that right Wei- I mean Hermione?
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People of FS, explain this 11 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Dragon Age veteran here, which The Iron Bull scene?
Also, spot on description but should probably mention: the whole cheese thing is a bit of a joke with the devs where they have loads of cheesy easter eggs hidden in the maps. It's been a thing since the first game (Origins), but is a lot more noticeable in Inquisition.
And Cassandra isn't so bad, just give her a good book. *wink*
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I was playing Inquisiton last night, beautiful game 7 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
That's Dorian for you, he does love art.
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This is correct 3 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
0 + 100% = 0
Remember kids, never have sex or you'll get aids and die! 2 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
If she's swinging a morning star, it's not a request.
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Guns in movies 6 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Fallout 4 guns mods in a nutshell.
HAPPYNESS 3 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Apparently there is a y tho
Damn right, that famine was hard 9 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?


None.
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She thought of you first 13 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry.
Trump wasn't a dream.
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Fun facts about Switzerland preparation for war 10 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
It sounds like someone went crazy with an amazing spawn in Civ.
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Whoever made this test was high af 13 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Why did you start using commas for the 9 & 10?
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Ooga booga n*gga n*gga to everyone! 8 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
"nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga" is "at the bottom of the hottest neice"
Keep adding niggas and it keeps getting more and more ridiculous.
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Do it again! 4 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
That cop on the right totally looks like Jacksepiceye.
Google assistant is smooth af 4 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Just going to point out that that line happened almost exactly in Twilight between Edward and Bella.
Adapt to survive 6 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Plot twist: he has cheats written inside his shoe.
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afghan hound swimming 13 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Majestic
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Continental breakfast 12 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
His hair looks fake.
What level of edginess is this?! 45 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
r/justneckbeardthings/
r/iamverysmart/
r/im14andthisisdeep/
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Terminator paintballing 9 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Eyeholes.
Spread the awareness! 5 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Confirmed: Aging is a government conspiracy! Don't get vaccinated and you'll live FOREVER!
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