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Look at my ass pose 12 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Yeah, I think she's meant to be looking off into the sunset. Like, the other women are giving the camera come-hither looks and posing, Diana's just looking forward at the setting (rising?) sun.
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Just wow 23 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
FYI: The "nice women" on the left are Christabel Pankhurst and Annie Kenney, known for their violent tactics and membership in a militant wing of the British Suffragette movement. So what OP is trying to say is apparently "don't peacefully protest with visual representation of owning your own body...set churches on fire instead."
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Just wow 23 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Can we also talk about how Suffragettes were NOT "proper, respictible women" as the original post implies? After politeness didn't work, they started fucking shit up. Literally, these women became militants, causing lots of "can you hear me now, fuckers?" property damage and going on hunger strikes. Lots of them were jailed to try and curtail the movement. But OP did try very nicely to erase that part of their history with this "nice girls" picture.
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Congratulations! You played yourself 11 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
If somebody is really the love of your life, you're not going to leave them. There was trouble in paradise already if she didn't want to stay.
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How to enjoy a good wine 2 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Does this also work with not-so-good wine?
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Check mate atheists 16 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Sorry, not me. I don't tag people in things unless I'm replying to them. I'm probably just not the only person here who thinks you react like a weirdo to things.
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Check mate atheists 16 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
You seem to go through life permanently triggered, I don't think one post is going to affect anything.
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The Truth 32 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Yup. Because men do all that work with their bare hands you know, they don't use tools specifically made to reduce the amount of physical effort needed or anything. I mean...bulldozers, cranes, jackhammers, saws, wrenches...that stuff's just there to look neat, the workers really only use their hands and teeth.
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Opposing views are hard 15 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
You can also show a picture of a Middle Eastern man missing a limb and burying his family members with the caption "I thought I had it rough...then I heard men in America had to put up with women making use of their constitutional rights to say stuff they didn't agree with."
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This is a good question 81 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Yes. Goes for male prostitutes as well. It's their body, if they want to do sex work then they can do sex work.
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Worst than hell 18 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
From my experience, in very slow traffic jams the trucks are usually going less than 2mph and have six-to-eight car lengths of space between them. They don't get "cut off" in a traffic jam. Cars just move in to fill empty space no matter what it's in front of. That is the nature of a traffic jam...no empty space.
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Killed twice 13 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
How the hell do you ask somebody to prom if you don't even know them well enough to know if they have a significant other? Facebook is a thing. Instagram is a thing. Twitter is a thing. Girls mention their boyfriends pretty regularly if you actually converse with them. My vote is that this guy is a creepy "I'm just a nice guy being friendly, ha ha!" dude who she barely nods to in the hallway and tries to avoid 90% of the time.
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Cringe: I guess she's Jewish now 12 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
I mean...she could say it's a Seal of Solomon. That's also now heavily referenced in occult and mysticism.
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Telling the truth 2 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Gaming's pretty common now. If you get bullied at school, it ain't because you're a gamer. Better do a new self-analysis.
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What are you to do? Shoot me? 5 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
I read somewhere that the reason suicide is classified as a crime in the US is because police can only enter a property without permission if they're sure a crime is occurring or about to occur, and suicide being a crime means they can enter a property to stop a suicide-in-progress.
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Change of perspective 3 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
He's in Modern Family now, which is pretty much a modern version of Married With Children. Still has a (second) hot wife and both grown and young kids plus grandkids.
I really hope we get to see more of this 51 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Schools are also starting to tell kids they can't attend if they're not vaccinated. It's called social pressure...a society has to allow an individual's choices, but a society can also choose not to interact with those who make those decisions. Doctors are free citizens who render their services at their own discretion. If they don't like anti-vaxxers, they're not obligated to force their other vulnerable patients to interact with them. Nor are they required to accomodate his special need by having a separate place in the waiting room. It's their door to put a Keep Out sign on, full stop.
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I really hope we get to see more of this 51 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
You can carry an illness without being sick, and infect others. That's why they're called carriers.
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A tough bridge to cross 10 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
That...is a fucking ladder. Don't try to tell my lazy ass otherwise.
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They're dying out. They need help and fast 7 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Customs agents keep finding tens to hundreds of these lil guys being shipped, alive and terrified, by poachers. They really don't have any defenses, the poor things get super traumatized.
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Smh 16 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
The fact that the OP and the first responder didn't notice that the kids aren't all facing the same way tells me they don't even actually know what praying in Islam looks like and makes me wonder what other things they go around yelling about without actually having any information on.
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It's not a dress 16 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Allow me to translate for guest: "I can't stand that people out there exist who are more attractive than me and won't let me sit at the cool kid table with them. How DARE they dress the way they want to without asking me for my pointless and useless opinion? Finding out I don't matter to 99%+ people on the planet REALLY hurts my feelings."
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What is Fax 3 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
We still have people sending us faxes to request references. Except our fax number literally is just a service that converts the fax to PDF and emails it to us. If they've provided an email address on it, I edit the PDF and email it back. If not, well. I'm not standing for 10 minutes at the slow-ass fax machine to send you back your request because you don't know what year it is.
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whoops 28 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Baby Boomers are 1946 - 1964. Generation X is 1965 - 1980. Millennials are 1981 - 2000. Generation Z is 2001 +. These are the working generation definitions most news outlets and taking heads will be using when they're referring to different groups.
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The new way of math 62 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
This is a unit counting method, it's a different method from straight subtraction. It's easier to figure out "9362 - 8735" in your head when you're not crossing out amd carrying.