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The new way of math 62 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Here's a different example of this method for those who wonder why it's taught this way: 600-50=? This is so simple for most of us that we don't write it down. In our heads we start at 50. We add 50 to get to 100. Then we count by 100s to get to 600. So our counting would sound something like "50, 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600." One 50, five 100s. Our answer is 550. For this problem, all the writing says is "12, 13, 14, 15, 20, 30, 31, 32." Three 1s, one 5, one 10, two more 1s. 3+5+10+2=20. It's a method for doing the math in yoir head, most of us do it this way everyday. We've just never seen it written out so it looks strange.
She's making the ultimate sacrifice 4 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
I think some clarification is needed here. These signal boxes were not INSIDE buildings. They were outside, on street corners. A person would run down to the corner to pull the lever and signal the firemen to come to that location. A lock like this would just be to deter kids on the corner from pulling it for no reason.
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Saying 'you should exercise' is now a huge crime 21 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
People who say "you should exercise" and "I'm just worried about your health" are 90% of the time talking to people they don't know and don't actually care at all about health. They just have a weird, raging urge to insert themselves in somebody else's (admittedly bad) choices even though it usually has nothing to do with them.
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What would surprise women about life as a man 7 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
This story is a mess from beginning to end...on one hand, the guy was trying to find her parents. On the other, at one point the child apparently became visibly agitated and tried to escape from him, so he picked her up against her will and carried her on. The child's father and two other men apparently found him headed to the parking lot with her and believed she was being kidnapped. It was the child's father who assaulted the guy, and as of printing the father still doesn't think the man is innocent. I just...why would you take the kid anywhere!? Stay right there! Parents will be looking! If you can, send another bystander to ask around for parents, don't walk the kid away. You have to remember even if you're trying to help, this is a chikd and you're a strange adult, you can do some damage if they don't fully understand what's going on.
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My response to people like this 2 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Instagram models can make thousands of dollars in a week just because they have tons of followers and are photogenic...which is what modeling is. If they're making a living off it, then they're a legit model. Walking for fashion houses isn't the only definition of the word.
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Aging does wonders 18 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Ellen is also very handsome.
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How the guys are impressed 16 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
I love how the dudes just lose their shit like seeing that just made their whole week.
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Cynicism is easy 3 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Yeah, but you should probably work on the assumption it's not going to end and put in some effort instead of saying "fuck it, if it doesn't end it's the next generation's problem" and continuing the shitty course.
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Pretty much how life works 28 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
You say how broke you are as an adult too. Basically, being a teenager is hands on practice for being a tired, broke adult.
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How are they distracting...? 26 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Seriously. Try finding women's clothing that's A) made of the right material for the weather, B) looks good on your body shape, and C) doesn't move around ever. Pretty much only exists in places that are out of my tax bracket to shop. If women's bra straps are all it takes to upset a guy, clearly that guy is too emotional to be allowed any shred of real responsibility. Back to the garage with you.
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How are they distracting...? 26 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
My bra strap shows at work by accident all the time. It's the nature of a lot of women's tops these days. The life lesson is that hey, most adults ARE adults, and they can handle an accidental bra strap flash without having a stroke. If you can't handle an accidental bra strap flash without having a stroke, you probably shouldn't be in the work force at all.
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This is why we need mandatory vaccination 40 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
The problem with just leaving it a societal norm is that societal norms change. In the case of vaccination, it's not a cultural issue...it's literal life or death for MANY, not just the unvaccinated. If the non-vaccination rate goes below a certain percentage of the population, you're looking at potential breakouts of diseases and TONS of deaths or permanent disabilities. With that much illness going around even vaccinated individuals are at risk, as are the people who for medical reasons want to get vaccinated but can't. So unfortunately, peer pressure and societal norms aren't enough when it comes to stopping the literal plagues that used to be a regularity. People forget just HOW common death from these diseases were because simply because they were rampant.
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Logic 11 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Because when they drown those kids out of unadulterated patriotism and oaths against terrorism, they go to jail.
I thought babbies came out of the vergerna? 10 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
The vagina itself doesn't get "loose," it's basically a sleeve that's made to adjust to what goes in it. Even after birth, it goes back to its original size. The average penis doesn't really stretch the average vagina...they're not that big, relatively speaking. The opening itself can vary in size though, and certain positions can stretch the opening. That, along with natural lubrication that help things go in and out easily, can make them appear "loose" in porno. If a guy says a woman feels loose, that just means that his penis doesn't match. The Kama Sutra has interesting information on this, describing three types/sizes of men and women and how to best match them for pleasure.
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Oh, snap 19 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Kathy Griffin is one of those people who used to be funny and cool but can't change with the times. The last time I watched one of her stand ups I had to roll my eyes and turn it off. And now she can't even do anything mild or even i teresting without it seeming like attention whoring because she does that so much these days.
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PSA 22 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
My uncle is one in California. He and his coworkers got upset because they recently changed the recertification test questions and now they all "actually have to read the manuals and know the laws, what kind of bullshit is that, nobody has that kind of time."
I'll take shit that never happened for 500 please 36 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Well--and I preface this with a mention that I don't condone violence at all and that the punch would be a bit too far if this is real--it started with her shutting him down and then leaving. So, she was willing to walk away and let it be. If the story is true, he grabbed her and pulled her back. That's a no no. You don't grab people who are trying to leave. Don't do it. Nuh uh. A broken nose is definitely too far, but a slap to the face would have been warranted. Don't grab people, of any gender. If a person is choosing to walk away from you, that's it. You put your hands on them, you're inviting something more than a "no."
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Promotions 10 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Princesses don't have authority. Queens have authority. Princesses are daighters of authority figures or wives of future authority figures. They don't give orders. In fiction, when you go from that to having authority over some of the very cogs of war, it's a promotion.
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The hero we need but didn't ask for 5 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
So? They're not taking pictures of you or your food. Their selfies are probably getting plenty of likes from their friends and followers, that's who those pictures are meant for. The people who, yes, do want to see them. And there are whole curated food accounts on Instagram because LOTS of people like looking at food. Like, hell yeah I care what you're eating, if it looks delicious I wanna see it. Give me dinner ideas.
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The hero we need but didn't ask for 5 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Because for some reason people get really upset at other people for daring to enjoy technology. The level of hate these days for selfies or Instagram pic takers by people who are literally affected in no way is astounding.
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World's Deepest Cave 8 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
All the respect to the people who explore this awesome shit. I can't even go down into my basement without all the lights on and a weapon within reach.
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Get what you deserve 7 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
No birth control is 100% effective. And a few decades ago it was worse, so half my generation is comprised of surprises, accidents, and mistakes.
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Meanwhile at creationist NASA 15 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Correct! Newton's first law is also at work. A vacuum has no friction, so once propelled a rocket's engine can be turned off and it will continue to move until acted upon by an outside force (gravity, asteroids, opposite aimed thrusters, etc).
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Meanwhile at creationist NASA 15 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Rocket fuel ignites to produce expanding gases, which are then vented through narrow "nozzles" created for the purpose of directing their release. Newton's third law, action having reaction, is a statement that action is doubled. If you sit in a chair, you exert force down amd the chair exerts force back up at you. A and B always interact, there is no one single actor. By definition, when the gas exerts pressure on the rocket as it escapes, the rocket material exerts an opposite pressure on the fuel. In layman's terms, "it pushes off it's own fuel" is correct.
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Kitty doesn't need or want a crown to know she's royal 6 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
That crown is amazing and I need one to live.
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