dickgrayson

dickgrayson

I like to make jokes in character. It's kinda funny sometimes...
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He demands those likes! 16 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Pft I'd immediately unfollow him.
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We have respect 37 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Dine in?
Kitty's New Obsession 6 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
That would be a fashion disaster! A skintight suit with a belt, and NO CAPE?
This is super neat 7 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
That poor sword... you don't actually put the blade in the dirt like that!
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We have respect 37 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Because it's becoming more and more acceptable to be an ass man?
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You're an ambulance 2 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Just did. They told me to delete their number...
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Kitty's New Obsession 6 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Asked Catwoman what that meant. She slapped me...
@barbaragordon got any peroxide? She didn't take off the claws...
Real life transformers 7 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
How will you reach them?
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50 bits of grey 12 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
*message was seen, and then unseen*
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50 bits of grey 12 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Bet you thought no one would see this
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The call of the cats 3 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
RELEASE THE HELLHOUNDS!
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A Belgian joke 11 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
...I think I'm Latvian...
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Send it back because I'm a good person 13 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Wonder where the floating display is coming from, because I don't own a phone.
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You clean it well 10 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
That's ESPN.
You clean it well 10 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Duh, ESP.
Thot begone 8 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
ThotWakker 5000 is a useful tool though.
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Perfect restaurant policy 6 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
I'm not gonna trust any of my personal possessions to someone I don't know. Unless I can watch them the entire time, I'll be paying that full price. Also, honestly, 10% isn't that much. You'd only be saving at best $2 for a $20 meal.
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Which pill would you take 14 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Well, no matter what, you need a number to base the percentage off of. That's why I said IQ. First measurement that came to mind.
So... Where's my weird alien shit? 9 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
You had me at Michael Cera.
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Which pill would you take 14 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
But 10% of anything isn't all that much... For the average person, that'd be maybe 8 or so more IQ points...
Wamen are cruel 6 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
He asked like 3 of them before he got an answer.
Wamen are cruel 6 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Sort of both. Remember the Wife of Bath's story about the man who raped a woman, was planned to be executed, but was given a chance at life if he found out what it was that women really wanted?
Wamen are cruel 6 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Pretty sure it's one of the Canterbury tales stories.
Wait, what? 8 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Ghost sex?
AAARRR 17 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
It's Bruce. He already knows.