Except the premises of Iron Man, is the iron suit. Without it, he is still smart and resourceful, but he isn't really Iron Man. He is Tony Stark, billionaire philanthropist playboy genius.

NO, NOT REALLY. BUT IT WILL RUIN PEANUT BUTTER FOR THEM. PUT PEANUT BUTTER UNDER THE TOILET SEAT AND GENTLY CLOSE THE LID WITHOUT SMOOSHING THE PEANUT BUTTER SO WHEN THEY SIT ON IT, IT THEN SQUEEZES OUT INTO THEIR PANTS!

PUT PEANUT BUTTER IN THEIR SHOES!

SMEAR PEANUT BUTTER UNDER THEIR CAR DOOR HANDLES!!

PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON THE EARPIECES OF THEIR PHONES!

Choose your response very carefully. Supes has super hearing. He started listening the moment celticrose said 'Ma Kent'.

Nah, I 'borrowed' Booster Gold's time machine when he got it working. Looong story. Figured I'd get some pie out of it. Honestly no one but me and them know... Well...

Also, I do supply them with lead foil. They make really good pies in return.

I might have had something to do with that...

Don't be a...dick about it.

*slidewhistle* *pop* *splat*

You rang?

Why do you think I stopped wearing a cape?

Did you feed the dik dik?

I am on as little social media as possible.

Maybe they mean the lukewarm page?

Hard to tell in this day and age...

Yes. I don't get enough allowance for a name change...

Can I get out of this rocketship now?