f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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Can you recognize them all? 13 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
All but the last?
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Don't let this die 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Tfw you recognise the last shot was too much
Bad joke or lame pun? 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
I know, Kevin is no name, it's a diagnosis. But nobody will ever say "Kevin, get ze flamethrower"
The last digit of your upvote is what you'll get in 2018 23 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Gettin in shape here! lol
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Nice, new business for me then
Bad joke or lame pun? 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Can we please concentrate on making the name Hans a thing again? There are so many good Hans jokes, as humble German citizens we shall name all of our sons Hans!
This is what makes America great 21 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
...because in no other country people from different enthnicities are smiling at each other?
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Inflating evacuation slide 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Effin moron, that could've killed him
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Drive safely 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Slightly above the 75 FU you're allowed to go ;)
What do you think of this 5 euro coin 20 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Are you trying to imply you lied about Washington and the turkey???
Man has good taste 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Too soon.
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Git out 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
The last Jedi
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Drive safely 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
True. Said the guy doing 250.
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May the force be with you 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
If the referee would believe in the "victim", the other guy gets a red card straight.
If the referee finds out it was staged with this intension, the "victim" will get a yellow card.
It's just pretty unfair tactics and me, as a footbal fan (like really, I go to the stadum every two weeks) disapprove this af. It's boring, in most of the cases doesn't bring the effect aimed for and kills both the game and the atmosphere.
Politics in a nutshell btw 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Cows kill 150p.a. Fear the real killer.
Drop fire 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
The longer you look at it, the funnier it gets
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Fake outrage 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
They should have made the campaign more realistic to avoid such confusion.
You know like, taking 40% black kids.
What do you think of this 5 euro coin 20 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Yeah, it's very unlikely somebody is gonna use it as currency, even if it is possible in the dedicated country.
What do you think of this 5 euro coin 20 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
I didn't even mention a word about liking things because of a reason. On the top of this section it says "write a fun comment" and I understood it as funny that you gave it the American approval cause of the eagle, which oftenly is claimed to be an American thing. I just wanted to give a sassy, but still funny answer to this, as scatmandingo apparently understood. I was far from intending to patronise anyone in any way
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An empty Boeing 787 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
I guess covered for the picture or photoshop. The seat tracks are statically essential to the aircraft, so removal wouldn't be a good idea.
Absolutely the best logo 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Brilliant
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Aww you're think of me 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
drugs, suitcase
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Approx. 2.5 million people in a rally for the main opposition candidate against Erdoğan 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
I did not intend to imply that people left Turkey because of Erdogan, that's why I didn't say it. Well, for academics it's forbidden in the moment anyway and journalists not being in line with AKP are either in prison or in exile and the remaining media is almost completely owned by "the government" which isn't having any power as all strategic political decisions can be made by the president and he who doesn't agree is a terrorist...
Approx. 2.5 million people in a rally for the main opposition candidate against Erdoğan 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
I just read that 2 out of three Turkish people in Germany (which makes about 2 million people) have voted for Erdogan.
I fully understand if one doesn't want to live in his country any longer and I support everyone seeking a new home elsewhere, but moving away and then voting for the former homeland to drown in a fascist dictatorship is a level of sass I can't cope with.
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