oh no, not a petition. They're shaking.

this time as come?

"It gets better" I tell myself...maybe year 31 will be my year.

If you're looking for an action movie that's a bit different than what you normally get, Kung Fu Hustle is a good pick. Also, I'd recommend Shaolin Soccer because it's just so entertaining.

Poor Diabetic Dan. He got no raise that day.

Susan knows that you have to get someone to replace you. Even if you die.

Except bottom right wasn't in the movie. That was one of the many scenes from the Justice League trailer that was cut. In the final, it's just Wonder Woman and the scene is also red, not black.

"What's your profession, fellow high school student?"

He creates light and a bunch of other shit before the sun. Which makes you wonder where the light came from and how life lived before the sun.

Thank god you circled the reply. I would have missed it otherwise

I am that guy.

What the fuck is up with the title? How do we know she's a "friendzoner" (god, that's a terrible way to describe someone, isn't it)? And she's not complaining about getting "friendzoned", quite the opposite. She's complaining that she's not even able to be a friend. It says something that you saw this tweet and thought that, instead of a someone complaining about a friend being in a toxic relationship.

I'm 30 years old and I've come to realize that there is no "best days of my life". I have good days, I have bad. I had some awesome days as a kid, teenager and now as an adult. I also have terrible days. That's the best part. Today might suck, but tomorrow, who knows? It could be awesome.

Thanks for putting the punch line in the title.

Thanks for putting the punchline in the title.