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freudiandip

I should be called freudianshit with all the shit that's coming out of my mouth.
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My, what big ears you have 6 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
It's so that I can air my veins in this insistent heat
A fun fact for you today 4 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
Witcher is a book series? Time to add that to my list of books I want to read but never will because I have too much work to do
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Bff and ever and ever 6 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
Of course, he knows too much to be free
Yes pls 16 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
Well, I'm WAITING
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This bottle of vodka comes with a cute little hat 2 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
I want it for the hat. And the vodka.
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Boys will be boys 5 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
Once my sister pulled my toe from it's socket, and when I started screaming (I was about 6 at the time) she said "hey, look at me" and I looked at her, and then she wrenched my toe back into it's socket and whispered "mom will never know." just before my mom walked in and asked what the hell was going on.
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'AMAZING, 11 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
In swedish, you don't say turtle, but instead sköldpadda, which means shield toad, isn't that amazing?
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Personality is sometimes all that matters 14 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
He's ugly, but I like him all the same
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Scary thoughts 10 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
Why the FUCK is my grandma a werewolf in that other reality?
Gay Bowser is gone 3 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
I love super vivid dreams 31 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
I still wonder what happened to that elephant...
I wasn't even prepared to live THIS long.. (Future planning) 8 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
I'm really stupid so turning 19 is pretty nice
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Mini watermelons Quarter coin for size 13 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
A cheese-slicer, duh?
Tell me those songs 15 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
Reluctant Heroes
Mini watermelons Quarter coin for size 13 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
People call caribous... Swamp donkeys? This is even stranger than cutting cheese with a knife.
Mini watermelons Quarter coin for size 13 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
A what now?
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It's a wobbewy 5 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
*spits blood* no, fuck you
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Feels 6 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
No. Not more Johny Johny.
It didn't have to end this way 3 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
PLEASE TELL US THE REACTIONS
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Usb with combination lock 6 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
I need this. Several, in fact.
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Any biologist here, to answer this question?! 21 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
Also what kind of weak ass teeth are those
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Have a nice day 13 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
I will fucking fight you, because obviously one of the cutest things in the word is the person that posted this
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It's called The Holy Bible, you heretic 24 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
This reminds me of that one time when my grandpa was in the hospital for a heart attack, and the Jehovas witnesses came to my grandmother's house and started telling her and my mom that it was because he was a bad person... Needless to say, my mom kicked them out of the house and told them to never come into her house again.
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Great contribution to the world 8 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
He's the guy that plays Sulu in the new Star Trek films, right?
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There's an elevator at work and I work on the 10th floor 7 comments
freudiandip · 5 years ago
I also enjoy feeling the sun's lethal rays against my human skin!
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