mother nature isnt friendly :/

We didn't get laid

Wow mother nature just wants her daughters to be sluts doesn't she?

Well mother natures a slut so you know, her children are all of nature for fucks sake. So I can just imagine how many times she 'did' it

..... I wouldn't want to

(Disclosure: W/O getting in a religious battle. I'm just stating something I read. i'm not trying for people to believe what I believe blah bla...) It does says in the bible it is all Eve's fault .... :/

No but her potato is pretty cute I gave it to her. My potato gave birth and she wanted one so I gave her one and it has provided her with infinite wisdom and guidance

no I am not Sasha but I am Alice hence the username I need your help to get out of wonderland the mad hatter deeply scares me

Take 3 splumpits from the whowaz tree and grind it into a fine powder. Make a neat circle and set it on fire while repeating the address you want to travel to 8 times then jump in. it should work