I went to this theater in Universal Studios, and basically, it'll play a Shrek short movie, and then when some of the characters splash water on the cam, the ceiling will pour some water onto the guests
Imagine, though, that you really need to go to the toilet, and you turn to tell your friend/companion that you are going to the bathroom and suddenly someone you can't see covers your mouth and you pee yourself
WTF is with the judgmental twits with cacti buttplugs lately! My reaction would be perfectly natural as lots of people would do that! But hey jackass if it makes you feel better I have zero time and desire to go to a theater as I'm too damn busy running a farm that helps provide the milk your momma puts in your bottle while she powders your ass!
Guest, shut your fucking face. You cannot insult someone when you don't have the guts to make an account. You're a wimp, an incompetent asshat, and you only pick on WSTP because there's nothing better for you to do in your mom's basement.
Now why are you people mad at my comment? Read the caption again. The ninjas are only bothering those who are not civilised enough to be polite in a movie theater. Some theaters will evict anyone who makes unnecessary noise while a movie is playing. If you want to jabber to each other, stay outside, and let people who paid to watch the movie do so. Punching someone who is just doing their job (and the other people in the theater a favor) is merely continuing to be rude.
And what difference does it make if I make an anonymous post, or one under an assumed name? either way, no one knows who I am. Would it make you feel better to downvote a "Joe Citizen"?
When you have an account, and you make a controversial random statement, you're not being anonymous, you're not acting like an asshat, because you have the balls to make an account and say stuff like that.
When you're a guest, and you call a guy out without being purposely provoked, you seem like a douche, because you just randomly called a guy out.
I DO have an account/user name, and I agree with the guest. DON'T go to a movie, bother other people by talking out loud, and then get mad when you are shushed or kicked out. So, is my identical opinion now more valid since you have a name to associate it with? It is not my real name, of course, so I can't see what possible difference it makes. I think you losers are just butthurt because someone dared to tell the truth.
In reality, no. We're butthurt losers, yet you keep coming back to insult us. I don't understand. But every time you come back your opinion seems less valid. I can't tell if you're saying that you are the guest or that you agree with him, but I don't care. Either try to talk to us like a civilized adult, not a 5 year old with really good auto-correct.
Also, the original person whose fault this is the guest. He said that WSTP is a jerk because of differing opinions. His point isn't validated because he's fucking annoying about it and acts as if he has authority. You really can't insult someone if they have an account and you don't. There is a spike of guests with sand in their waffles and now I don't trust guests and I cannot respect them because they're all so annoying.
Yep, besides as I've already stated I have NEVER been to a theater and NEVER will be as I have ZERO time for luxury crap like that! I currently have a massive sinus infection and double eye infection and should be in bed yet I can't because I have 300 cows that need fed, milked and cleaned up after twice a day and I do all of that solo so get the hell off my back about something that will never occur!!!! In the meantime thanks for turning the site sour for me, I only come here to laugh when I take a break from busting my ass all day long.
FFS. How dense are you, bookhoarder? Rodzilla plainly wrote that he agrees with me. You can't understand something as simple as that, yet you call ME a child. And YOU were the one who started all this. My original comment was in reply to whospikedthe punch, who stated that if he was asked to be quiet in a movie theater, he would punch the person who asked. To first disturb the rest of the audience and then get violent when politely asked to stop IS being a jerk. I don't need to waste my time making an account to be able to state the obvious. And, if you are looking for entertainment, you should avoid the comments section. Almost every one I have ever seen contains negative comments. For you to come here seems to indicate that you are just looking for a fight. And if you respond to this, you have proven my point.
I can't be bothered to come here anymore. Sometimes you start something and hope it'll turn out well, but you are evidence against that. I'm just going to leave you alone because it's not worth coming back to see people like you write paragraphs to insult me. I hope WSTP joins me, and that you guests stop bothering him. I'm sure he doesn't deserve it.
Actually, guest, he didn't say that he would punch someone who told him to be quiet, you would know that if you weren't just looking for problems instead of actually reading and comprehending the comments. He said that if he happened to say something on a dark movie theater and something that he cannot see startled him, his first reflex would be to punch it, which is a totally normal thing to do when you feel threatened and is not something you can control as it is a REFLEX. I myself have punched my brother a couple of times when he startled me at night in the darkness. So as you see we aren't talking about being an asshole in a movie here, but about primary instincts as reacting to something seen as a threat. I would also not consider a person that startles you in a goddamn black suit on a black and dark theatre as someone who "asks you nicely to be quiet"
badasslatina, thank you, you are 110% correct that is exactly what I meant but apparently I worded it wrong and it caused some anal fissures, (considering what my childhood was like, my 'defense reaction' is exaggerated somewhat) bookhoarder thanks as well. I think for now at least I will forgo commenting on any further posts I come here to laugh not be confronted. I also have a serious allergy to stupid and some *individuals* are giving me hives!
Its actually not a thread though. Also, it's really not trolling, it's just looking back over the facts to determine who was right during this predicament
HAHA! Burn! And double burn! Way to go, guest! I love it when an asshole loses an argument, and suddenly they "can't be bothered anymore" (read can't think of a valid response). Sorry to see this is over. It was very entertaining.
The EXACT COMMENT was "I'd slug the guy in the face. " No mention of being startled, or anything else. Just a comment threatening violence. And, then, an explanation trying to weasel out of it, WAY after the fact. The time to use the "startled" defense would have been after the original reply. So, not buying it.
Yeah that was the exact comment.... On a context within a comment thread that was about that, if you fail at reading comprehension you shouldn't share your flawed view on the facts
Well excuse me for being a defensive fucking HUMAN, if it's dark and something or someone grabs my face my first reaction is likely gonna be to defend myself, it would be no different from a 2500 pound bull charging me! Now since I deleted the fucking comment can this be dropped now, its been a week! Its getting old and rather infuriating!
Its not your fault, I'm used to dealing with jackasses and animals. Its a fact of life though humans are a whole different breed, but at the end of the day I can raise a middle finger close my browser turn off my phone and forget about childish internet trolls. Tomorrow is another work day!
I am reminded of a statement made by John Cleese. "Some people are too stupid to be able to realise how stupid they are." This seems to describe whospikedthepunch and bookhoarder quite well. P.S. the fact that you deleted the original comment about hitting the guy proves that you were lying about it being about being surprised. Case closed. After reviewing your comment history, it is obvious you two like harassing people, so I am not checking this again. It looks like guest had already made the same decision. I should have done the same, and saved myself a lot of aggravation.
Right. So we're going to unfollow the comments because we thought you'd grow up and realize that this was unnecessary like us, but apparently you insist on being a douche. I have met pricks in my life, but you're a cactus, sir. Happy new year, and I hope to God above that your resolution is to "stop being a cactus".
Why don't you all just shut up?? But, no, everyone just has to have the last word, Yet the other one is the bigger jerk. Why did none of you read the caption on the original post? 2301 people agreed.
And what difference does it make if I make an anonymous post, or one under an assumed name? either way, no one knows who I am. Would it make you feel better to downvote a "Joe Citizen"?
When you're a guest, and you call a guy out without being purposely provoked, you seem like a douche, because you just randomly called a guy out.
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You are the biggest pain in the ass since my ex!
Bookhoader and myself have better things to do then deal with you, have a productive and busy new year!
*unfollowed*