You smell different when you're awake

I'll have to say one of these to my girlfriend. .... oh wait i don't have one.

My friend did the first one to me once... He said my facial expression was priceless, He didn't hug me though, he snuck up behind me and smelled me loudly then said that. I kinda felt violated XD.

Kiss their neck and say "Hail master."

"Don't hug me, I'm scared"

As you hug them kiss him/her on the right cheek and watch as the Romans drag them away to be crucified
(hopes that someone gets the reference)

Second one could lead to them calling the cops because of a suicidal/hostage situation.

If I said this to my girlfriend she'd slap me lol

WTF is going on with the s's