Will Smith home

Dude, Spike said there was a basement. Have you not seen any horror movies?

And he has a bottomless pond IIRC

Plus I live in the middle of nowhere close to a mile from the nearest neighbor and 30 from the nearest town. The basement isn't the problem its the attic you gotta watch out for, its the only place on my whole farm that makes me feel uncomfortable and the light switch for my basement is at the bottom of the stairs of that says anything!

I'll still come live with you...

That's determination, right there.

I like big houses...