Being short is definitely not easy

I'll take what I can get

You all were just fucking around until sparkzz came ,, haha dude you're the best.

ahaha thanks

We need to rise up and rebel against the 5ft ers lol

yes we should

I will rise to you 4fters AHAHA!

We needs a flag, a hideout, a motto and a theme tune

Red spandex on sticks, an amusement park, grow short or don't grow at all, darth Vaders theme song

What about costumes?

Sombreros and togas

My god! We will be terrifying! You are designated as the leader!
@sparkz2900 you can create our weapons! TO BATTLE!!!!

Our weapons? Hmmm.... What about, OUR FISTS!

*pokes all of your adorable cheeks*

*Bites finger*

*Fires gun*

Define 'short'
I mean I'm short but am I short enough to join
I'm like a bit over 5' but not 5'1 yet
*cries*

ahaha. Well im cheating in the shortness contest with my disability but your still preety short depending on age :P Plz don't cry

*ugly crying*
*horible sobbing*
*runny nose*

Welcome my brethren to the league of shortness

"The League Of Shortness" Im... Im done....

Can I be that one girl who's 6 foot but still helps you guys out
I wont make fun of you I swear

you poked our cheeks!
you are no longer trustworthy!!!
*drinks banana milk aggressively*

;_;

Whats a better title an if you want to join well we need to think about this

*contorts myself into a cabinet and waits*

Team meeting!!

Uhhh meeting!
I'm here!
Why am I here?

I thought deadpool was over 6'

How tall are you?

Well yea with heel boots yes im 4' 9"

Me? Im 5'8

hm...i guess you could possibly join

I think I'm still short. ;-;

rosalinas we are here to discuss about the few that wish to join

Alright, who has cookies?

I have pizza

Uhm lemme think...
...
No me wants cookies!

I'll leave then ;-;

awww dont leave...
uhm lemme think, can you cook or bake?

I can cook, but only a couple of things

For example?

I STOLE COOKIES FOR US!!

I don't like cookies...

Excuse me, but how in the world do you not like cookies????

We need revenge on average height/ tall people because they picked me up today without me telling or even wanting them to!

As was I but I found it enjoying after thirty minutes of getting carried and sparkz you get tacos

Sorry I'm late but...
WE NOW HAVE COOKIES!

Now down to business

Tacos, now thats a food i like, even if i cant hold it..

Alrighty meeting starts after snack time

Meeting is open

First things first. I can't fun fast. So, im not going in and beating up the normal size kids

There's a trick aim for the legs or for a guy, the crouch

Don't worry I ran cross country! I could run for y'all

Can I join? I'm 5'2 and can cook or bake anything you ask. (I am an apprentice chef) I am also in a national sporting team and know martial arts. Need anyone taken down or anything to eat and I am your girl!

Can I be a part of this too? I'm 5'2" as well and I can kinda cook. I can also play music and sing a little bit :)

why are you all so talented?

To make up for being short.

Exactly what Life said

so what do i have!!!
*ugly sobbing*

Well what im wondering is who is the shortest here?

Listing age and height for comparison. I am 16 and 5'2 (well close to it)

Im 15 and 3'10

I think, used to metric Basically im just over 100cm

I'm turning 19 and 5'...
And I think I won't get any taller
Also I don't know how to do anything...
Am I still allowed to stay?

Of course. I won't be growing any taller :P

I am 17 and I am 4'9"

Im 18 and 5'8 should i leave?

I'm the youngest and the smallest by 1 foot...

Everyone state your ages! I'm 17

We need to know for battle

Well good luck convincing me with my dwarfism to go to battle...

:P

Also 17

You could blow the horn? :D

Am I the oldest here? 19 this June

15, 5'2"

I shall blow the horn

17 this May

Ah 16 this november

Sorry. I just realized that I said 16! I am turning 16 in may.

And gave a family of giants

Heh, i know what you mean. Everyone is a giant to me.

Yeah, but really, I have an older brother who is 6'7 at age 17, the twins are 12 and 5'7, my father is 6,1, my mother is 5'9, the only people shorter then me are 2 of my cousins. One is turning 9 this year and the other is a newborn.

Yeah ahaha can't say much as genetics isn't really running with me

I'VE BEEN ABANDONED BY GENETICS!!

I'VE BEEN ABANDONED BY DISABILITY!! xd

WE MUST GET RID OF THE TALL ONES UNTIL THEY GROW SHORT!

AHAHA YES

CHARGEEE!!!!

You'll just collide with my chest

So?

And then bounce back

I'll turn you into a kabub minion

No you can't, I'm tall raven, you can't reach me

I can still kick you in the shins, real good at that

You think i will come here unprepared?
I am wearing armor .

Balls it is

Oh i didn't tell you? Perfect height to punch you in the balls...

Oh i didn't tell you? I'm wearing iron man suit.

Oh didn't i tell you? I am like an ancient dwarf. I have my mighty axe that will cut through anything. IM UNSTOPPABLE

No through asgardian metal it won't

I give up...

Ahahaha XD

You do know I can take apart your armour right?

I am Deadpool ancient mambo jumbo don't work on me!

Yeah, well I do have a axe...

TAKE DOEN THE IRON GIANT *twirls katanas*

hahahahaaha k den.

*tackles minion*

'Well that escalated quickly'

Sorry i had a exam and a 'kind of' date,
What did i miss???

Ohhh that!!!
How did it go? Temme!!!

I did, check the other comments

I did reply too
Check the other comment
Gosh I wish my dry humour could save me