Things to think about

That high school one though.
That really got me thinking.

the last one
I need to know how

It's because WoW is Meth, not even once.

I'd watch a beauty pageants if this happened

The first one is pretty fucking stupid

For the last one just use incognito tab

What about books that list blurbs from other writers in lieu of a summary on the back? You have to turn to the inside jacket sleeve to judge those ones.