Always hard at work

I'm a great motivator! Everyone works a lot harder when I'm around!

I never come in early. I never come in late. I always come in at just the right time.

"Oh, man, I'm just the pizza guy. Did anyone order the Extra Large Sausage Pizza with Special Sauce?"

Totally would do the Asian guy on the table just to show them

How does a woman get the job then?

The guy in the middle is like "kill me pls"

I always come on time