How to ruin a wedding

They're undermining the power of the Lizardfolk-Gay alliance. Soon, we may lose control over North America and eventually the whole world.

Why :(

What if I told you that you pulled that statistic out of your ass.
Besides, without a large population of "specials" like this, Walmarts across America would be a ghost town.

If we didn't have that many specials, we wouldn't of had such a hard time getting gay marriage across America, and we'd definitely have it in a lot more countries too. But being gay is illegal in way too many places. They aren't just "special". They're a good bit worse.

But the Lego movie said specials are important

They are, in the sense that there's an awful lot of them running our governments.

Sounds like my old mother-in-law. I should have recognized that as a red flag...