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Okay but was Gropener the best thing to name it

"Why just open your beer when you can grope it open?" -Gropener
"Don't just drink your beer, sexual assault it with the gropener." -Gropener
"That beer was asking for it." -Gropener
"What rhymes with subway penis grind? Not Gropener but it's close." -Gropener
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