Tall people will understand

Yes I have long fingers...no I do not play piano

I'm tall. I used to get picked first for sports like this

Nobody ever asks really short people if they are horse jockeys.

Yes, I'm short. No, Gandalf don't want me for an adventure.

"Do you play basketball?"
No
"Why not? You're tall."
Because I suck at it

at 6'6'' I totally relate

Literally everybody: You're so tall! Do you play basketball?
Me: No, because I kinda have to do the thing where you get the ball to go in the basket and I have no idea how to do that so bye BTW I hate you now.