*be self by making way too many sexual joked*

Parents : you never go out!
Me: goes out two consecutive days
Parents : what's going on with you, you're never home!

Parents: You're sleeping too much and not giving enough effort in school!
Me: *stays up all night studying*
Parents: What the fuck why are you so tired?

When you're already yourself and your parents tell you to be yourself. What do you want from me

My parents have come to terms with my frequent swearing, inexplicable (even to me) understanding of sexual innuendos, and constant fandom references.