I regard you as an intelligent and rational person smitty and I like to think of myself as a fairly rational person as well but godamn I would gtfo as well. Im not scared of normal ooija boards they sell in the frikkin board games aisle but if I found one like that? I ain't going near that shit.
ALL OF MY NOPES.
That's how horror movies start.
I think of myself as being a critical thinker, but damn... fuck that, I'm not going out like that.
Fuck That. With capital letters.
Indeed.